Vote by mail requires you to be stupid. To be clear, the people suggesting vote by mail are quite clever. They might even be geniuses. Vote by mail is a brilliant idea that will have an enormous impact on national elections. Only stupid people think that is a good thing.

Universal vote by mail was created strictly for the purpose of cheating. It is not about, “making sure everyone’s voice is heard.” It is not about overcoming oppression, or ensuring equality. Politicians don’t care about equality. The media doesn’t care about making sure everyone has a vote. Corrupt politicians and the media are touting vote by email because they want to cheat. They want to fix the election so they can become richer and more powerful. They tell you that mail-in ballots protect your rights. When you’re stupid, you believe it.

I am both saddened and enraged by the exploitation of stupid people. I won’t stand by and watch you be abused by evil politicians who are smarter than you. So, I am going to give you a super-power. Smart people call this power, “Discernment.” It is the power to destroy stupidity. If you are telling yourself you don’t need this super power, that is proof that you do.

Take A Look At Your Own Mail

Think about mail you’ve received. If you can’t remember what mail looks like, go to your mailbox and wait for an envelope to show up inside it.

You can’t know very much about your mail. Lots of questions cannot be answered:

  • Who sent it?
  • Where did it go before it arrived here?
  • Has it been tampered with?
  • Why did I get two of these?
  • Why did this get sent to me?

Who sent it? No matter what the return address says and no matter what signature appears on it, you cannot know who sent you a piece of mail. That is true for any piece of mail including voting ballots.

With vote by mail, millions of ballots will arrive to be counted with no way of knowing who sent them. The Trump supporters will flood the mail with millions of untraceable ballots!

Where did it go before it arrived here? Your mail passed through many other hands before it got to yours. Every one of those other hands has the potential to manipulate your mail. Imagine all the Trump supporters messing with your ballot!

Has it been tampered with? You can’t tell if the letter in your hand is the same one that was sent originally.

Vote by mail is the OPPOSITE of “making sure everyone gets a vote.” It opens up your vote to manipulation by literally HUNDREDS of people. Trump supporters will change your ballot!

Why did I get two of these? You’ve probably gotten multiple copies of the same letter from time to time. This happens when your address appears multiple times on a mailing list.

Vote by mail makes it easy for anyone to get multiple ballots. Since there’s no way to know who sent the ballot (see above) you can vote more than once. If you think that’s a good thing, then imagine Trump supporters each voting twelve times.

As I said, vote by email is designed for cheaters.

Why did this get sent to me? Sometimes, mail arrives in your mailbox by mistake. There are many reasons this happens. Mail carriers make mistakes. Addresses get mixed up. The result is you end up with mail that wasn’t intended for you.

Mixed up election ballots are much less likely when you are required to present your identification to an actual human being who will then HAND YOU a ballot which you must fill out in the presence of other humans and drop in a box before leaving the room.

Would you play poker by mail?

Let’s play a game of poker. We’ll each bet $1000 dollars up front (called an ante.) I’ll deal myself 5 cards and mail 5 cards to you. Sound good? If it does, let me offer the super-power again.

It is foolish to allow me to send you 5 cards in the mail. I can pick through the deck and send you the worst possible poker hand. At the same time, I can give myself the greatest hand ever dealt. The point is, when we play poker through the mail, I will win. You will lose.

Playing poker by mail GUARANTEES the game will not be fair.

Electing the President of the United States is much more important than a game of poker. If you won’t play poker through the mail, you shouldn’t vote through the mail. Anyone telling you to cast your vote through the mail thinks you’re stupid. They’re offering to mail you a poker hand.

I’ve offered you the super-power. You can decide what to do with it.

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3 Responses

  1. I enjoy the people who say it’s the same as absentee voting. Nope. I did that while my husband was in the military. I had to request ballot, prove my identity, and prove I was a registered voter. That’s vastly different from mass ballots being sent to everyone.

  2. On the other hand, they say it’s unfair to make people stand in lines for hours to cast their ballots in person. Every time they give me that line, I remind them of the people waiting for the latest iPhone that comes out, and the lines that form at those venues.

    Don’t be stupid. Go and vote! It’s more important than any phone.

  3. “ I am going to give you a super-power. Smart people call this power, “Discernment.” It is the power to destroy stupidity. If you are telling yourself you don’t need this super power, that is proof that you do.”

    This statement is delightful,
    Nicely written piece, John.

    ———————————————————
    Prayers for Discernment:

    The Spiritual Gift of Discernment – Meaning & Signs:

    https://www.crosswalk.com/faith/prayer/what-is-a-spirit-of-discernment-and-how-can-prayer-help.html

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