Tomorrow is an important day.
Tomorrow we vote.
We select the people who control our destiny!
Those responsible for every hardship that befalls us.
Our scapegoats.
Will we…
be able to learn a skill?
learn to read or write?
learn to play guitar?
be employed?
own a home?
acquire food?
find love?
These questions are answered in the voting booth.
Elect the right person.
Because it’s hell when the other guys win!
With their dark policies of hate!
They control us from their plush offices.
Make us…
rack up credit card debt.
split our families apart.
riot in the streets.
drink alcohol.
use drugs.
drop out of school.
get pregnant.
lie.
cheat.
steal.
And generally cause cultural harm.
It’s all their fault.
It must be.
It can’t be ours.
We’re not accountable.
It’s the system, man!
The system is breaking us down!
So go vote tomorrow!
Your alibi depends on it!