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Hi! My name is John. Since we’re roommates in this asylum, I figured I would introduce myself and check to see if you’re as bonkers as the people in charge.

Oh…you didn’t notice the leaders are nuts? Yikes! That means you agree with the current Supreme Court candidate that it’s not possible to define the word ‘woman.’ You believe that the concept of male and female is something we make up in our own minds. You are certain that men can get pregnant yet unsure about when life begins.

Seriously?

It’s just the two of us talking here. I’m not going to rat you out to the Twitter mob. Tell me what you REALLY believe to be true. It will affect our relationship in a big way.

If you TRULY believe that men can get pregnant, we have nothing to discuss. You stay on your half of the room and I’ll stay on mine. I have no interest in changing your mind or forcing my beliefs on you. When you speak to me, I will ignore you so that we may live in peace together.

Now, if you are lying about your beliefs for any reason, then stick your head in the toilet and pull the handle. I’ll wait.

Do you see the destruction your dishonesty is causing? If not, keep dunking your head in the commode until you do. At the very least, this activity will keep you from posting your ‘support’ for irrationality on social media. It is despicable to cheer the ‘progress’ of trans-gender people while secretly knowing they’re not okay. Your ‘support’ is self serving. You think advocating for insanity makes you a hero.

I understand that you’re being told it is good, compassionate, loving, and inclusive to nominate crazy people to the Supreme Court. But pull your head out of the toilet and notice WHO is telling you that. It’s our leaders! The people running this asylum! The last thing they want us inmates to do is get healed. So they’ve convinced you that insanity is a virtue.

Stop pretending that this all makes sense! Your efforts to get along with foolish people will not end well for you. Crazy people never make up the winning team. Giving heed to fools makes you a fool.

“The quiet words of the wise are more to be heeded than the shouts of a ruler of fools. Wisdom is better than weapons of war, but one sinner destroys much good.”

(Ecclesiastes 9:17)

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