I’ve never been to the factory where they make Kellogg’s cereal.

I’m told it’s in Battle Creek, Michigan but I haven’t been there either.

Yet, I believe there is a powerful production facility cranking out boxes of Frosted Flakes.

Because I’m open minded and rational.

Snot-nosed skepticism is easy.

I’m not impressed by your factory myth.  If a factory created this box of cereal then what created the factory? And then, what created the thing that created the factory?  The most reasonable answer to those questions is, ‘I don’t know.’

This is the A-kelloggian position.

(A-kellogians lack belief in an all-powerful cereal creating entity.)

A-kellogians will deny the existence of Kellogg while eating Pop Tarts.

Really!

With their mouths full of toaster pastry they’ll say:

What confuses me is that there is so many different interpretations of the same story, same book, same god. Why couldn’t an all powerful, all knowing god manage to make it self understood and clear. Also why would that same god tolerate those who misrepresent its message. It really does not look good for a deity. It makes it look to me, an atheist , like it was all man made up.

There are so many different interpretations of cereal manufacturing stories.

Why can’t an all powerful cereal creator convince me that it exists?

My stubborn doubt really doesn’t look good for Kellogg.

*opens another package of Pop Tarts*

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4 Responses

  1. No! It’s Post! Because Grape Nuts. And Shredded Wheat (formerly from Nabisco.) Wait. I detect syncretism. Uh-oh.

    1. Post sold its soul to the devil when “Sugar Smacks” caved and renamed it Golden Crisps and put Sugar Bear on a diet.

  2. 3 Things: I find it interesting that no matter what metaphor you use, following the chain of “Who Created that?” ends with needing an eternally existing “thing.”

    I don’t understand the unwillingness of some people to consider the following: the natural/material universe seems to be a poor candidate for eternal existence, which lends credence to a supernatural/immaterial “thing” to be the eternal. Don’t get me wrong – I can understand if someone rejects that idea for whatever reasons. I even feel we can move on with an intelligible conversation after establishing our disagreement. But more often than not, I feel I get a response more akin to “That doesn’t matter and you’re dumb for considering that.”

    Also, Kellogg’s is for chumps. General Mills or die!

    1. The General Mills god is obviously a false god. The Kellogg’s god is the true god because it’s “Grrrrreat!”

      😉

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