Your know you’re wrong.

Right?

You won’t admit it.

You’re telling me you’re doing fine.

You’re telling me to live and let live.

People are okay without ‘religion’.

People aren’t ‘bad’.

But Donald Trump is awful.

And climate change deniers should be locked up.

And racists should be destroyed.

And the patriarchy must be dismantled.

And everybody should be vegetarian.

And everybody should be atheist.

And everybody should should should should SHOULD …

…should be like you.

So which is it?

If there is no such thing as ‘bad’ then you’re not ‘good’.

That’s the truth.

You know it.

I know it.

You pretend this doesn’t make sense.

You refuse to admit that you understand.

You mistake stubbornness for intellect.

You insist that morality is evolved from culture…

…yet Christians are universally despicable.

That’s wrong.

And you know it.

But you’re too nasty a person to admit it.

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  1. Might just have to memorize this to use with just about everone I come into contact with at the university I go to. They preach pluralism, but practice persecution of those who disagree.

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