This post contains satire which I have marked with ‘—’ for those who need assistance recognizing it. (Also, this post is NOT about Donald Trump.)

These are some quotes from an actual article written by someone who identifies as a woman but is actually a ghoul.

“I used to be quiet about the fact that I perform abortions. Now I’m upfront. Every man I have ever dated — no matter how liberal or open-minded he professes to be — has flinched, looked away, or gone silent when I first tell him what I do.”

— If the thought of a woman butchering babies makes you flinch, are you really even a man? Grow-up! Squeamish boys are very unattractive! —

“To many people, the only thing worth knowing about me is that I am a doctor who performs abortions. They probably don’t think much about my amazing family, my three little dogs, my devotion to my students, or my skill at restoring old furniture.”

— The proud abortionist wants us to notice her other fine qualities. That’s not too much to ask. Look for the good in people. Most people never thought much of Charles Manson’s skill at needlepoint. This poor woman just wants to be loved for her WHOLE self. Sometimes, when she’s not murdering children, she restores old furniture. Focus on her coffee table and not her garbage bin full of dead infants —

“I was tired of playing games, and for the first time in my life, I was ready for someone to love me because I provide abortions, not in spite of it…”

— I was talking to a buddy just yesterday and he said, “Where are all the lady abortionists? I’m looking for a baby-killer to be the mother of my children. This is non-negotiable. It’s fine if she has an amazing family and three little dogs. I don’t mind if she is skilled at restoring furniture. But she MUST be a doctor who performs abortions. I love women who spill innocent blood!” —

(This is not satire —>) It is depraved to proudly let the world know you’re an abortionist, and then shame the world for noticing that you’re an abortionist. If you don’t like men wincing when they hear what you do for a living, do something else for a living. Revulsion for abortion is not a character flaw.

“Are you not a brood of rebels, the offspring of liars? You burn with lust among the oaks and under every spreading tree; you sacrifice your children in the ravines and under the overhanging crags.”

(Isaiah 57:4)