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Are you going to align yourself with the lies of Fox News, the deceptions of MSNBC, or the corruption of CNN?

If you’re a Christian, your preferred source of propaganda matters far more than your theology. Nobody cares what you believe about atonement, repentance, holiness, or the Sermon on the Mount. Everybody cares what you think of Tucker Carlson and Rachel Maddow.

Racism is minor league bigotry. Sexism is prejudice for nursery school kids. There is no deeper form of contempt than the loathing we feel for anyone who gets their misinformation from a different source than our own.

We absolutely despise ‘those people’ who watch ‘that network.’ They’re stupid, brainwashed, gullible morons who aren’t capable of productive dialogue. It would be a pity to extend them any pity. Our hatred of them is justified because they are the only thing standing between us and paradise on Earth. We want goodness. They want everything that is evil.

When we say, “We’re in this together,” we’re not including those people who watch that network. Those people are NOT with us. We are doing the important work of unifying our country. Those people will ruin everything if we let them join us.

I’m happy to be one of the enlightened! Our news sources is trustworthy! It isn’t motivated to be profitable. It doesn’t care about popularity. It isn’t tempted to use its massive platform to influence our opinions. Our news source is solely motivated to speak the truth, at any cost, under any circumstances. Our news source is a beacon of righteousness and light.

Remind me…which one is our news source?

“The lips of the righteous nourish many, but fools die for lack of judgment.”

(Proverbs 10:21)

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