Nobody likes to deliver bad news.

…well, that’s not exactly right.

CNN gets a kick out of it.

Nobody with a soul likes to deliver bad news.

So this is the hardest thing I’ve written this week.

Life as we know it is over.

The apocalypse is upon us.

Footballs were deflated in an NFL playoff game.

Birds will no longer sing.

Rain will not fall on budding flowers.

Pandas will not mate

…in captivity or in the wild.

Mother’s won’t lactate.

Babies won’t grow.

Volcanoes will erupt.

The moon will explode.

Italian food will lose it’s flavor.

Swarms of insects will blot out the sun.

And worst of all…

…the New England Saints play in another Superbowl!

Tell your family you love them.

This is your last chance.

Good-bye.