Maybe you’ve heard the news.

Humans are filling the atmosphere with carbon and the Earth is doomed.

Maybe you’ve made drastic changes to your lifestyle in order to reduce your carbon output.

Ha! Hahahaha! Haaahahahahahahhaaaa!

Just kidding.

Nobody does that.

But in the midst of your hypocrisy may be some despair.

Climate change research is some of the highest quality propaganda to ever brainwash mankind.

Charts and graphs lend credibility to the notion that icebergs melt because cows fart.

If you find the thought of extinction unsettling, I have some advice for you:

Be not afraid.

God determines the climate on Earth, not us.

The sea levels don’t rise against His will.

If you don’t believe in God and find the thought of extinction unsettling, I have some advice for you:

Be not stupid.

Remember, evolution is an unguided process.

Humans have successfully adapted to thrive anywhere on the planet.

The result will be the destruction of said planet.

No big deal.

We weren’t intended to be here in the first place.

Did you think the mindless machinations of evolution would preserve human beings forever?

Ha! Hahahaha! Haaahahahahahahhaaaa!

You’re a moron.

Smart people don’t worry about the Earth.

Whether they believe in God or not, they know the Earth is doing exactly what it’s supposed to do.

Smart people know power-hungry politicians, activists, and experts can’t make rain.

And nobody can stop cows from farting.

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8 Responses

  1. I do not think you understand the first thing about climate change, and it is not propaganda.
    The preaching of religions is the highest quality propaganda to ever brainwash mankind.

    “God determines the climate on Earth, not us.”

    Of course he does, he also kills thousands every year with his tornados and storms, bush fires and floods not to mention the ruination of food crops and drought.

    “Whether they believe in God or not, they know the Earth is doing exactly what it’s supposed to do.”

    Think you can speak for the godless do you? Impossible because atheists understand that science is far more advanced than a bronze age instruction book.

  2. 👏🏻🥇😂
    Al Gore, and his bedfellows who are making obscene amounts of money from this “convenient” propaganda, need to read this!

  3. “And nobody can stop cows from farting.”

    I think you’re on to something here. It’s a massive cow conspiracy. Cows around the world are farting on purpose to speed up our extinction! Oh, the bovinity!

  4. I could not agree more. For those who believe that evolution is the driving force of life on Earth why wouldn’t you want how our species replaced by some other organism better suited to the climate? There is no such thing as love, hate, justice or nobility, good or evil… only blind, pitiless, indifference wrought by chemistry.

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