If you haven’t tried to lead anybody the Jesus recently,

then you need to know this.

We’ve streamlined the salvation process.

It’s quick, easy

…and you don’t have to actually know anything about Christianity.

There’s just one step.

1) Tithe

That’s a churchy kinda word that means, “give money”.

I know!  I know!

But hear me out…

Giving money is EASY.

Just write a check

or give cash…that’s still accepted…

And you’re done!

Working exclusively through the Church Staff,

The Holy Spirit transforms your tithe into redeemed souls!

Church staff spends tithe money on stuff designed to save lost people.

Stuff like:

Staff salaries

Staff graduate studies

Church building maintenance

Sound and lighting equipment

Cool logo design

Newspaper and radio ads

It’s impossible to say specifically how this stuff leads people to Jesus.

…because God works in mysterious ways.

And you shouldn’t be worried about it anyway.

That’s the staff’s job.

You haven’t been to Seminary.

Your testimony would probably do more harm than good.

You’d mess it up.

The good news is…

You can leave evangelism to the professionals!

You don’t need to understand doctrine.

You don’t need to know scripture.

And you don’t need an ounce of discernment.

Just pay your tithe.

Congratulations!

You’ve fulfilled the Great Commission.