Good Journalism is Horrifying
When Joe Biden called a Fox News reporter a stpid son of a b***, it made a lot of people feel a lot of different things. Fans of Joe Biden (there are dozens of them) were outraged by the reporter’s disrespectful demeanor. Meanwhile, the “Let’s Go Brandon” folks were outraged by the President’s disrespectful demeanor. […]
Why Do We Only Celebrate Certain Suicides?
Do you remember when Robin Williams committed suicide and thousands of people expressed a kind of bitter-sweet joy for the troubled soul who had finally found peace? Robin was a beloved actor who brought laughter to millions of people. He was rich, famous, and popular. It made no sense for somebody with his success to […]
The Confession That Wasn’t
These were the instructions given above a video posted by a church pastor. “Please no divisive words in the comments. The way we love one another will either point people to Jesus or away from Him.” In the video, the pastor eventually reveals that his girlfriend is pregnant. It would be divisive to ask any […]
Submit to Your Lousy Husband
Wives obey your husbands! Did you know that right before 1 Peter 3:7 there are verses 5 and 6? It’s true! Don’t take my word for it. (Never take my word for it. Always check to make sure I’m telling the truth.) Look it up yourself. “For this is the way the holy women of […]
Where Can A Ghoul Find Love?
This post contains satire which I have marked with ‘—’ for those who need assistance recognizing it. (Also, this post is NOT about Donald Trump.) These are some quotes from an actual article written by someone who identifies as a woman but is actually a ghoul. “I used to be quiet about the fact that […]
Who Knew Hefner Was Sinful?
As A&E releases a documentary about the things that took place behind closed doors at Hugh Hefner’s mansion, I have a question for the ladies: Do you really need to see a documentary to tell you what happened inside Hefner’s house? That’s not a rhetorical question. If you are completely ignorant about the ‘Playboy’ empire, […]
Are There Any Good Female Comics?
An actual question I’ve been asked more than once is, “Are there any good female comedians?” Because I don’t want to offend anyone, I always respond, “What do you mean by female?” Most people live happy lives without contemplating the gender of people who make them laugh. The majority of the population can enjoy a […]
Jenner Should Be Quiet
I’ve got a question for all you rowdy, pro-family, Christian-value, conservatives. Do you remember when Caitlyn Jenner was on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine? I do! And I remember that you weren’t cheering about it. As I recall, you were NOT sold out to the idea that men become women via hormone treatment and […]
God Kills Everyone
I’ve noticed that when people who claim there is no God talk about death, they always reference innocent children. They ONLY reference innocent children. It didn’t upset the heathen when Osama Bin Laden was killed. None of them asked, “How can a loving God stand-by and allow brutal terrorists to die?” But when a child dies, God […]
I Hope He Stays
One of the best ways to be continually unhappy is to think of relationships as random events, like meteor strikes or UFO sightings. When you think falling in love is like hitting the lottery, you’re in a perfect state of mind to get your heart broken. Crossing your fingers and hoping the guy you love […]