Not Every Solution Is Correct

This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine! (Sing with me! You know the words!) This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine! Let it shine! Let it shine! Let it shine! Sunlight, nightlight, candle; there are many options for illumination. Everyone should decide which light is right for your family. […]
Love Does Not Replace Teaching

This post is some bible verses and theological stuff so you Christians who can’t stand organized religion should ignore it. “…stay there in Ephesus so that you may command certain men not to teach false doctrines any longer nor to devote themselves to myths and endless genealogies. These promote controversies rather than God’s work—which is […]
Christians: Stop Hating Religion

I get it. Religion is not God. Religion doesn’t save your soul. Lots of people use religion to manipulate others. Many religions are false. Many evil things throughout history can be attributed to religion. I get it! That being said, Christians have got to stop pretending that faith in Jesus isn’t religion. I understand that […]
The Falsehood of Flattery

I started amassing pictures of the comments telling me I’m not funny. This is a collection that I expect will never be complete. There will always be new people discovering that I suck. The collection helps me remember that I’d be a miserable person if I took the words of strangers to heart. Empty words […]
Don’t Fear Teaching Your Kids

Suggest to the average parent that they should educate their children instead of shipping them off to school and many of them will look at you as if you suggested tossing their kids into a woodchipper. Parents have many excuses for shirking the responsibility of teaching life’s most important lessons to their precious children. “I’m […]
Make Them Show Themselves Out

As society continues to crumble into chaos and destitution, it is important to keep a firm grasp on sanity. You must look for the clues that tell you whether your mind is functioning correctly or you’re on the road to Crazytown. A sure sign that you’re losing your grip on reality is zero tolerance for […]
Laughter Is A Gentle Wound

“Every time you laugh at the idea of a man dressed as a woman, a trans girl gets more scared to come out.” As a certified professional comedian, I will tell you that statement is absolutely true. Mockery is a gift that God gave us to soften harsh criticism. Ridicule is a kinder, gentler way […]
My Bullies Revisited

Let’s play a game! I write a lot of things which means I’m sometimes wrong about stuff. When I’m wrong, I try to admit my mistake and avoid repeating the error in the future. A couple of years ago, I wrote something that upset a lot of people. I received hundreds of comments, messages, and […]
Drugs Will Ruin Your Life

I’m glad this meme appeared in a Libertarian group because it helped me remember that I’m not a mindless drone who just repeats talking points. By God’s grace, I’m capable of independent thought and I detect bad ideas even when they come from ‘my tribe.’ I’ll dissect this meme to show you what’s wrong with […]
Letter to A Hypothetical Church

If there was Pastor who published a video explaining that he and his girlfriend “found out some time ago that she is pregnant” and that his sin “put our leadership in a really difficult place,” and if that Pastor then shut down the discussion under that video because “things were getting contentious and divisive” and […]