The Parable of The Never-Trump Evangelical
Jesus told a lot of parables. They’re all good but one of them in particular convicts me every time I hear it. It’s found in Matthew chapter 18: Therefore, the kingdom of heaven is like a king who wanted to settle accounts with his servants. 24 As he began the settlement, a man who owed him […]
To The Young Women of America, From John Pavlovitz
Among certain kinds of intellects, putting words in other people’s mouths makes a profound point. If this kind of intellectualism resonates with you then prepare to be blown away! The following is a mix of emotionalism, deception, and irrationality which I’ll assign to John Pavlovitz as his point of view. Behold! A Message from A […]
Canadians, Ventriloquists, Chili and Female Abusers
Leland Klassen, who’s Canadian, takes his first bite of Skyline Chili because David Pendleton and I know how to party. We tell some insider stories about other comics to demonstrate that you only talk smack about the ones you love. I bungled a joke recently and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Then, I don’t […]
Canadians, Ventriloquists, Chili and Female Abusers
Leland Klassen, who’s Canadian, takes his first bite of Skyline Chili because David Pendleton and I know how to party. We tell some insider stories about other comics to demonstrate that you only talk smack about the ones you love. I bungled a joke recently and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Then, I don’t […]
What God Can’t Do
A friend of mine used to say, “There is no such thing as a stupid question…just stupid people.” He was (sort of) kidding. I first heard this question when I was a boy in Sunday School: “If God can do anything, can He make a rock that He can’t lift?” My little brain went “boom”. […]
The Most Important Thing I Learned In 4th Grade
Remember those Scholastic book order forms from elementary school? Do kids still get those in school? Are there still books in school? In case you’re unfamiliar with the Scholastic book order form, I’ll explain it. Early in the school year, elementary students were given this little catalog of books. We ordered the books we wanted, […]
Believe Survivors, Suffering and Sympathy
This episode didn’t post on time for some reason! Sorry! It’s a bit late… Peaches and I try to figure out who to pray for regarding victims and such. Collin is jazzed about a library program. I get coached on how to express my feelings. Don’t get hurt when people make fun. Peaches tries to […]
Believe Survivors, Suffering and Sympathy
This episode didn’t post on time for some reason! Sorry! It’s a bit late… Peaches and I try to figure out who to pray for regarding victims and such. Collin is jazzed about a library program. I get coached on how to express my feelings. Don’t get hurt when people make fun. Peaches tries to […]
Don’t Settle For 15 Bucks An Hour!
Amazon has set the minimum wage for their employees at $15 per hour. Pathetic. Hourly workers, regardless of their competence and value to the company, deserve more. Whether pushing a broom, stealing office supplies, sleeping under a desk, or putting the safety of fellow employees at risk – workers lives matter. An hour of time […]
Are You Despicable? Take the Test!
In case you were raised by wolves, this is the “Golden Rule”. Treat other people the way you want them to treat you. Jesus was a big proponent of this rule. One of them, a lawyer, asked Him a question, testing Him, “Teacher, which is the great commandment in the Law?” And He said to […]