Stop Studying So Much
Just when you thought I couldn’t be more outrageous and offensive, I wrote an article that criticizes Christians for studying the Bible too much. It’s typical of the kind of things I write on my own blog all the time but it’s not what other Christian blogs normally publish.
Leave Your “Woke Church” Before It’s Too Late
Sometimes my keen sense of humor distracts from the importance of what I say. Some people dismiss me because they don’t think comedians are capable of discovering insightful truths. These folks would be shocked to learn that sometimes I read books and ponder things other than the best way of making fart noises with my hands.
For instance, I think about when Jesus said, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No man comes to God except by me.” That’s probably the most offensive statement ever uttered on planet Earth. It would be inexcusably obnoxious if it weren’t true. But it is true.
Right? I mean, you call yourself a Christian so you’re not still on the fence about Jesus, are you? Well, are you!!?
Never mind. Your hesitance to answer the question answers the question. You’re “woke.” You’re following the gospel you’ve learned from garbage sources like Patheos.com. You don’t think Jesus is enough. You think Christians also need the religion of social activism…(more)
Calvinism and Racism With A Dude Who Looks Different From Me
One of my dreams comes true on this episode in that I finally found a black friend who will let me ask him anything! The Peaches gangs up with Nathan Hunter to try and force me to own my Calvinism. But before we get to that, we talk about racism in America.
Calvinism and Racism With A Dude Who Looks Different From Me
One of my dreams comes true on this episode in that I finally found a black friend who will let me ask him anything! The Peaches gangs up with Nathan Hunter to try and force me to own my Calvinism. But before we get to that, we talk about racism in America.
Do You Believe…
If the speed limit was 100 miles an hour, people would drive slower?
If it was legal to shoot people, gun violence would decrease?
If kidnapping was legal, there would be fewer kidnappings?…(more)
It’d Be Great If Men Disappeared
Hey Pkarlgh – The McKinney men are having some feelings and the Peaches and I are trying to figure out how to trash Amy Coney Barrett. The Peaches managed to get herself into trouble again because she wasn’t giddy about men disappearing from the planet for 24 hours.
It’d Be Great If Men Disappeared
Hey Pkarlgh – The McKinney men are having some feelings and the Peaches and I are trying to figure out how to trash Amy Coney Barrett. The Peaches managed to get herself into trouble again because she wasn’t giddy about men disappearing from the planet for 24 hours.
Ask Your Pastor If Jesus Is All You Need
I spent the last couple of days telling a group of Christian pastors and college professors that Christianity is the only religious ideology they need. It might surprise you to hear that I failed to convince them. Not because I am wrong but because lots of pastors don’t believe the gospel is as big a deal as the apostles made it out to be a couple thousand years ago.
If you’ve got a pastor who insists that Christians make friends with social justice advocates, send him this blog post. If he’s like the pastors I’ve talked with, he will ignore it. He might dismiss you for being an imbecile. Don’t take it too hard… (more)
A Christian Pays Tribute to A Women’s Rights Activist
Hey Pkarlgh – Whenever a Christian tells you to support women’s rights you should probably put on some headphones and crank up some music, or white noise. I suggest you start wearing headphones all the time because Christians spew inane rhetoric with alarming frequency. Listen in while we take a Christian entertainer to task for […]
A Christian Pays Tribute to A Women’s Rights Activist
Hey Pkarlgh – Whenever a Christian tells you to support women’s rights you should probably put on some headphones and crank up some music, or white noise. I suggest you start wearing headphones all the time because Christians spew inane rhetoric with alarming frequency. Listen in while we take a Christian entertainer to task for […]