Reminder: “Vote Common Good” Is For Dummies
Because I’m way out in front of important issues, I already wrote about “Vote Common Good” way back in February. To my surprise and consternation, everybody with whom I’m acquainted doesn’t read my blog. I’m certain this is true because an acquaintance recently suggested that Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler have similar political styles and so I should “check out” the “Vote Common Good” website. So I’ll repeat myself in the hope that a few more of my allegedly Christian acquaintances can avoid the humiliation of advocating for this really, really, really, stupid cause.
“Vote Common Good” is a sham. It exists to hoodwink weak-minded Christians into believing that electing Democrats brings about “common good.” Jesus accomplished “common good” for mankind when he rose from the dead. He doesn’t need help from Democrat activists…(more)
Tell Me Again That I’m Overreacting
Numerous friends have asked me, “Why are you making a big deal out of wearing a mask?” In their minds, I’m overreacting when I say the government imposed mask mandates are draconian tyranny. I’m fear-mongering when I suggest that the masks are just the beginning of oppression that without limits. My pals insist, “Wearing a mask is simply loving your neighbor.”
Apparently, the new motto is, “Love they neighbor or go to jail.”
If you read my blog regularly, you might remember that I’ve offered my opinion on COVID , masks, and the tendency for compassionate government to ruin everybody’s life. If you don’t read my blog regularly, then you can dismiss this article as alarmist propaganda based on one example of circumstantial evidence. You can tell me I’m overreacting and fear mongering…(more)
Paint Drys and John Transitions
What’s up, Pkarlgh? (Never mind, I can’t hear your answer anyway…) The Peaches starts this podcast off with some insipid stupidity which is not customary for her. After some banal conversation about paint drying, we transition into a discussion about my transition. Apparently, I’m too old to keep being funny and I’m obligated to “pass […]
Paint Drys and John Transitions
What’s up, Pkarlgh? (Never mind, I can’t hear your answer anyway…) The Peaches starts this podcast off with some insipid stupidity which is not customary for her. After some banal conversation about paint drying, we transition into a discussion about my transition. Apparently, I’m too old to keep being funny and I’m obligated to “pass […]
DEMOCRATS: I’ll Tell You How To Win The Election.
My Dearest Democrats (you know who you are),
Sun Tzu (who allegedly knows a lot about battles) said, “If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.” For some inexplicable reason, I’m feeling magnanimous (that means ‘generous’) so I’m going to offer some advice that will make the difference between winning and losing the election in 2020.
You’re asking, “Why would I do that?” There are two primary reasons:
1. You won’t follow my advice because you’re prideful, wicked fools.
2. I get to ratchet my sarcasm up to “10” while writing this. I love sarcasm!
First, you should like Sun Tzu because he’s not an American. If he weren’t dead, he would hate the United States just as much as you do. You would be buddies! You can trust him when he says winning battles requires knowing your enemy. Your enemies are American citizens who identify as “Trump Supporters” and at the moment, you have no clue what most of them look like.
You think the enemy forces are composed entirely of racist rednecks who type in all-caps and think Donald Trump and Jesus Christ are the same person. And while there are a few of those “Trump Supporters” making noise in comment section of Breitbart.com, it is a mistake to think that your enemy is just an army of hayseeds and rubes.
I shouldn’t be telling you this because it really is game-changing information. I’m not worried about handing you a victory because I, unlike you, know my enemy. I know the enemies of America are full of hate which makes it impossible to think clearly. Even after I tell you exactly what your enemies look like, you’ll change nothing in your strategy. You’ll dismiss my intel and call me a liar. I’m counting on it! …(more)
Are You Worshiping A Sacred Cow?
A “sacred cow” is a belief or idea that is beyond criticism. You are not allowed to question a sacred cow. The cow is perfect, holy, and absolutely good.
The best way to identify a sacred cow is with criticism. The cow’s worshipers quickly rise to defend their idol when you attack it. Their defense will be a counter-attack on you. They will portray your criticism as an act of hate which justifies any response they make, including destroying you, your family, and all property within a 3 mile radius of your person.
You can also identify sacred cows by noticing who comedians DON’T criticize. Comedians make fun of everybody and everything – except sacred cows. When you hear a comedian say…(more)
Time For Ostriches To Get Salty
First, I sympathize with you. I really do. It’s tempting to unplug from the internet, pull the window shades down, lock your doors, and spend the rest of your life curled up on the couch chanting Psalm 23. There is a certain appeal to becoming an “Ostrich Christian” with your head buried in the warm sand of perpetual bible study and prayer. The world is ungodly and vicious. We are unwelcome strangers here and I completely understand your desire to construct a sort of “heaven on Earth” where you can wait for the day you meet God.
I’d be right there with you if it weren’t for the bible. As usual, God’s word contradicts my whims. As soon as I finish making the blueprints for my “Holy Huddle House” where I’ll live out my days communing with the Lord, isolated from the anguished cries of a world going to Hell, I accidentally read this:
Cuties, Baby Fever, and The Horrors of Self-Discipline
Hey Pkarlgh, It’s a long conversation about why you should cancel Netflix. Then, the Peaches tells a tale of a girl who wants her only motherly responsibility to be holding newborns. Then we discuss a stupid article that says being self-controlled is a bad thing.
Cuties, Baby Fever, and The Horrors of Self-Discipline
Hey Pkarlgh, It’s a long conversation about why you should cancel Netflix. Then, the Peaches tells a tale of a girl who wants her only motherly responsibility to be holding newborns. Then we discuss a stupid article that says being self-controlled is a bad thing.
We’re Calling Good Things Evil So Hug Your Family and Say Good-Bye.
Did you ever hear a story about a brave knight who rode tirelessly across a hostile land, slaying dragons to rescue a princess from death? Turns out, that knight was a selfish jerk. According to an article published by the BBC, self-control is a bad thing.
You think I’m joking. No sane member of civilization would earnestly suggest that self-control leads to diabolical evil. But I’m not joking and I don’t think insanity explains the BBC article. This article is part of a calculated effort to destroy Western civilization. The goal is to redefine how you understand “good” and “evil.”
If you’ve been searching for an idea that you could allow to burrow into your brain and destroy your chances of becoming a decent, well-adjusted human being – congratulations! Your search has ended…