Picking Fights To Eliminate Friends
An acquaintance of mine decided she was too close to the 5000 friends limit on Facebook but she didn’t have the heart to unfriend anyone so, she announced that she would be posting “controversial” things every day. She told anyone who didn’t agree with her “extreme views” to unfriend her. She then made three posts […]
Persecution Is Always Legal
It is super-important to godless tyrants that Christians understand: “Religious persecution is NEVER unlawful.” Throughout history Christians have been jailed, flogged, and martyred because they broke the law, not because they were Christians. Remember, the Romans LEGALLY fed criminals (who were coincidentally Christians) to the lions. As their flesh was torn from their bones, thoughtful […]
A Better Human Sacrifice
There are many ways to improve a civilization. Civilization improves when people start doing some things. Like growing crops. Or bathing more than annually. And Civilization improves when people stop doing other things. Like sacrificing babies to worship various gods. Our ancestors did that. Superstitious savages. We don’t do that anymore. Statistics show it would hinder church growth. …Parents wouldn’t feel comfortable leaving kids in the […]
Do You Want To Get Well?
Do you want to get well? “I had a bad childhood.” “My mom was a drunk.” “I never knew my father.” “People don’t like me.” “People gossip about me.” “I grew up in poverty.” “I don’t have a diploma.” “I don’t have a reliable car.” “Nobody will hire me.” “I only make minimum wage.” “I […]
Enemies Are Not Friends
I’m going to make a radical suggestion that will certainly upset my friends who believe that Christians are called to treat God’s enemies like friends. Stop treating God’s enemies like friends. “John! You stupid jerk! The Bible tells us to love our enemies!” That’s right! Jesus himself told us to love our enemies and pray […]
Fear Is A Blessing From God
Does God care if we ignore His rules? – Scratch that. I’m too far ahead of you already. Does God even HAVE any rules? It seems another influential Christian artist is teaching that God doesn’t care what you do: “None of us are a surprise to God. Nothing about who we are or what we’ve […]
Wishing To Rule The World
A few years ago some especially noisy atheists were cranking out books and YouTube videos at the same rate the Keebler Elves produce graham crackers. You couldn’t swing Schrodinger’s cat (the dead version) without smacking an enlightened non-believer crowing about the abundance of scientific evidence for a godless universe. These elite thinkers produced mountains of […]
Get Your Religion At Target
You can stop going to church. Go to Target instead. There are groceries at Target. Your church may have a food pantry, but the selection at Target is wider. Target has clothing. Your church might have some hand-me downs available. Target has fashionable new clothes. Target is open every day for many hours. Come and […]
Joy and Terror
When I was a kid, my grandparents had a cottage on a lake in Northern Indiana. I loved going to the lake. It was probably my favorite place to be. Trips to the lake were days of unlimited fishing, swimming, boating, and eating grapes (and Little Debbie snack cakes). I looked forward to going to […]
Coming For Your Kids
The San Francisco Gay Men’s Choir released a bouncy music video admitting the gay agenda is to convert your children. If you’re able to find it on the internet, you better watch it quickly because the SFGMC is yanking it offline faster than Joe Biden loses his train of thought. If you’re not interested in […]