God Hates [Denomination]
Unity isn’t possible because of those other unreasonable churches!
How To Tell If You’re Married
“Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ 5 and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’? 6 So they are no longer two, but one. Therefore what God […]
Who Knew Satanists Were Bad People?
You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desire. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. John 8:44 […]
Undeniable Proof That Santa Is Real
Somebody asked an atheist why he got so angry with people who believe in God but didn’t get mad at people who believe in Santa Claus and he responded with: I’m mad because people who believe in Santa Claus don’t interfere with social issues but Theists are always bringing their make believe God into conversations. This […]
Never Say Sorry Again
From that time on Jesus began to preach, “Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is near.” I hate apologizing. And you do too. Admit it. Or don’t. No need to apologize. Either way, I’ve got exciting news. I’ve discovered a method to eradicate apolgizing. I need never say, “I’m sorry,” to anyone. Ever. Here’s my […]
Jesus Loves Fred
You remember Fred Phelps? He was semi-famous for showing up at the funerals of people he’d never met and holding up signs that read, “God Hates Fags!” He claimed to represent a church. Anyway, a few years ago, Fred Phelps died. Not a surprise, really. It happens to everybody. But Fred’s death brought a kind […]
Out of Outrage
When God created man, he made him in the likeness of God. 2 He created them male and female and blessed them. And when they were created, he called them “man.” Genesis 5:1 My tank is just so big. My outrage tank I mean. Doesn’t hold an infinite supply. Once it’s empty, I’m done. Can’t keep up my […]
The Jesus Proxy
But if serving the Lord seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your forefathers served beyond the River, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord. Joshua 24:15 As […]
Poor Cures
Saw a photo documentary on poor people in New York. Helpful. Sort of an expose’ on how to live below the poverty line. In the United States, poverty requires diligence. You have to be consistent. Let your guard down for a moment, commit a single act of personal responsibility and your empire of impoverishment could evaporate. Collapse […]
Thief Children
Recently moved by the beautiful words of this article. Hopefully the sentiments will resonate with the parents of children who come out …as thieves. ———— Sometimes I wonder if I’ll have children who are thieves. I don’t know if other parent’s think about this but I do. Quite often. And as a pastor and a parent, I want to […]