My absolute favorite atheist Facebook group posted this!

LOL!

A support group for families that don’t believe God exists.

That’s hilarious!

Heard you’re going through a rough time. I promise not to pray for you!

Apparently “some women” are being “pressured” by “religious brainwashing”.

And there is some hostility toward atheists.

I say: “Prove It

Show me these hostile religious brainwashing advocates.

Can you name one?

I didn’t think so.

The group hopes to raise healthy, intelligent children.

Not likely when the parents are nitwits.

Here’s proof.

Look at the meme they’re using to promote their group:

We are all born without the capacity for rational thought.

We are all born helpless, weak and ignorant.

In other words, We Are All Born Atheists!

Most people outgrow absolute ignorance.

But not the atheists!

Atheists maintain their newborn brains for life.

Kinda like insects, they’re born knowing everything they’re ever gonna know.

They just get bigger as they age.

I did notice that this particular Facebook group is private.

That is excellent!

As the man said “…no-one can see anything you post there…”

That’s the way it ought to be.

Atheism belongs in the closet.

Too bad they’re brainwashing children in there.

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2 Responses

  1. I’ve probably said it before, but honestly the only thing keeping me from becoming an atheist is their photoshop skills. If I became an atheist I’d have to disassociate myself from actual art.

  2. Ha!

    Here’s the deal though, you simply cannot raise a “healthy, intelligent child,” without nurturing their freedom to believe in the Lord. The children of atheists are not “free”, they are heavily burdened by their parent’s expectations and demands for non belief. The children of atheists can often really relate to the children of extreme religious cultians. Often we have both endured the same kinds of psychological and spiritual abuse.

    As to newborns, they are way smarter. Every one of us comes into this world accepting that we are totally dependent and instinctively proceed to seek the source of our nutrition, protection, and warmth.

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