Will There Be Guns In Heaven?
There will be guns in heaven but there won’t be bullets.
Comedy Sojourn PODCAST Episode 1
First episode of my podcast. No clue what I’m doing. I’ll get better…can’t get worse.
Comedy Sojourn PODCAST Episode 1
The inaugural episode where we attempt (and fail) to explain the purpose of the podcast. There are some clicks, pops and other technical issues with the recording because the producer is an amateurish hack who lacks even basic recording skills. He will improve in future episodes…hopefully. The Peaches and I discuss the usefulness of […]
In Defense of Oppression
Who doesn’t love rules? The more strict and confining, the better! Rules infringe on your freedom. Rules stifle your creativity. Often, the best rules are those that I find personally offensive. I love board games for many, many reasons. But my favorite things about games is the rules. Because the rules are THE ONLY thing […]
For God's Sake, Get More Guests!
Finally! A way to get people to church that doesn’t require effort!
Get Nothing And Love It
You can get what you want and not want what you get.
I Could But I Don't Want To
When it’s just too stressful to tell the truth…
Unbelievable Moon Hoax*
And if you believe we landed on the moon, I have a loch in Scotland with a monster in it to sell you…
Same Old Different Story
I spent a few days in Colorado with four friends last week. We couldn’t decide what to do to fill those few days. So we got lost. Nothing passes the time like trying not to die of exposure. I’m exaggerating a bit. We weren’t even close to reenacting a scene from Revenant. But we were […]
Crying In The Truckstop
Pride prevents me from telling this story without justification.