Compassionate Systems of Oppression

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There’s actually a word for the ‘compassionate system’ you are wanting to build: ‘Tyranny.’ These ‘systems of compassion’ have historically been the cause of great suffering for millions of individuals. Now, this is going be frustrating to hear but I’m a true friend who tells the truth even at the risk of upsetting you. Relying […]

Those Wonderful Unholy People

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Christians: One of the hardest things for you to believe is that sin makes people unlovable. You have pagan friends who aren’t serial killers, or baby eaters, or leather-winged demons. The pagans are often civilized people who donate to charity and loan their lawn mowers to neighbors. It’s very hard for you to accept that […]

Are Same Sex Couples Bad Parents?

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I was asked, “Do same sex couples make bad parents?” Before I answer that question, you need to define the word, ‘parent.’ Obviously same sex couples are lousy at contributing the necessary DNA to produce a child. In strictly biological terms, God himself has decided that same sex couples make bad parents. The definition of […]

How I Speak to Fools

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The following is an exchange I had with a pagan. I submit it, unedited, along with commentary that I hope will help you Christians see that I’m not the one making communication difficult. ME : I am going to assume you have never had a real conversation with a person with whom you disagree. I […]

Try To Persuade Me

“I COULD be persuaded to CONSIDER…” “I COULD be persuaded…” Really? You could be persuaded? How exciting! Where do I sign up for a chance to persuade you to consider ‘some form of creationism’? This is all I’ve ever wanted! It’s the reason I became a Christian! Long have I dreamed of the day when […]

How To Make A Single Mother

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This is an excellent thing to teach your daughter when you want her to be a single mother. Encourage her to strive for ‘independence’ and she will become an inferior wife, or ‘partner’ if you prefer. An independent woman has no need for a partner. That’s what it means to be independent. There is nothing […]

Christmas Is For Believers

A person who claims they are, “Happily raising a family as an atheist,” posted a picture of their living room decked out in Christmas trimmings. It’s the most wonderful time of the year for watching the farcical habits of godless people. Those who proudly (and sometimes loudly) claim science and reason over superstition will gleefully […]

You Don’t Love Everyone As They Are

If I can be loved ‘exactly as I am,’ then I can keep voting against gay marriage. Right? I mean, you wouldn’t contradict Mr. Rogers by telling me that I should give up homophobia, would you? Of course you would! Your ‘unconditional love’ doesn’t apply universally. Certain people don’t qualify to be loved exactly as […]

One Less Pizza Maker

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The people who practice the religion of Secularism don’t have weekly meetings to help them keep up with the death of their dogmas This is why the zealous preachers of lawlessness continue to spew arguments into my comment section that were dismantled decades ago. As a courtesy to you hapless humanists, I’ll explain why you […]

Disagreement Is Not Hate

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If there ever comes a time when I suggest that you can fight evil by ceasing to disagree with me, I want you to remind me of this post. If I ever lump hate and disagreement together as the cause of wickedness and the barrier to creating solutions, please show me this post and feel […]

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