Minimum Generosity
When you share a Kit-Kat with a friend, you must break off one quarter of the bar to comply with the Minimum Chocolate amount. When you say ‘Hello’ to another person you must also give that person a hug lasting for at least 3 seconds. This is the Minimum Greeting required by law. When you […]
Paganism of Veganism
One of the pagan myths that is generally believed by Christians is that people are animals. Starting in Kindergarten, the public school indoctrinated you to believe that humans belong to the group of creatures called, “Mammals.” Pagans lump humans together with all the animals that bear live young and have body hair. We don’t protest […]
Drag Queen Preacher Fired
This happened in my home state where there is traditionally nothing going on that’s important enough to bother landing a plane. Just fly over Indiana. You won’t miss a thing! Surprise, everybody! An LGBTQ+ friendly pastor dressed in drag for an episode of one of HBO’s depraved programs and got fired for it. Suddenly, Indiana […]
A Tale of A Few Kitties
Once upon a time there was a mother cat who gave birth to a litter of 5 kittens. The mother had gray fur and the father’s fur was unknown since Mama was known to many different Tomcats but that didn’t make her a whore! She was a free-spirt who shared love easily so don’t you […]
Merry Christmas You Special Person
One of the things about Jesus birth that often gets emphasized is that he was placed in a manger. That’s where animal food usually goes. The point is often made that Jesus arrived in the humble surroundings of a lowly barn. How humiliating. Honestly, Jesus birth would have been a humiliating event no matter where […]
White Doesn’t Look Black
DISCLAIMER: I identify as a “white, cis-gender male” and therefore, my life is problem free. I know that my opinions are undeserving of any attention and this simple act of self expression will cause harm to marginalized people. If you are a member of ANY oppressed people group, you should ignore my self-centered rant. I’ll […]
People Are Not Animals
I recently commented in a vegan group and accidentally unleashed a flood of animal rights propaganda into my Facebook feed. Before the surge, I was aware of the anti-carnivore movement but viewing the propaganda has helped me better appreciate the awful consequences of worshiping creation instead of the Creator. There may be a handful of […]
Don’t Buy The Saddle
For the meager sum of $100,000 bucks, you can own a dragon saddle! One size fits all. For the rest of your life, you’ll be able to safely ride any dragon, wyvern, or firedrake. The saddle comes with instructions and a 1-year warranty against breakage. How many do you want? Wait! Before you answer! Let […]
Burn The Maskless
Your brain is supposed to operate your mouth. When you let your heart operate your mouth, you speak your feelings; not your thoughts. Before you post something from your heart for the world to see, you should pass it through your brain at least once. If you don’t trust your own brain, then find a […]
Abuse Is Gender Fluid
Let me make this clear; abusive men are real. They do real harm to their wives. They hurt their children. They are wicked, selfish, narcissists who should repent of their sins. It is proper for the church to take an active role in protecting families from abusive men. Ignoring the abuse is condoning the abuse. […]