Whatever I Said I Didn’t Mean It
Music has the power to change minds. You can get people to recite some truly stupid lines if the words are arranged in a catchy tune. Many people seem to think that singing is completely different from speaking. People willingly sing things that they would never say. What’s worse, people sing things without thinking about […]
Can’t Respect What I Don’t Believe
Over the years, I’ve made comments that have ended friendships. It usually happens when I stop making wise cracks and clearly explain what I actually believe so that everyone understands me. You might be tempted to say, “This isn’t funny! You’re supposed to be a comedian!” because you didn’t realize that jokes are based on […]
Commandments Won’t Cut It
Saw a quote that said, “Humanity has everything we need to create a good world. The 10 commandments.” I understand what you’re trying to say. Humans were given a code of ethics a long time ago. We know how we’re supposed to behave. If we were to actually obey the 10 commandments, the world would […]
Image of God Still Needs Jesus
I get messages like this occasionally (and by ‘occasionally’ I mean every 30 seconds): “John, you are so judgmental! That person you’re criticizing was made in the image of God. And Jesus loves her dearly!” I’ve written a lot of stuff. I’ve spoken a lot of words. If you were to consider my ENTIRE library […]
Let’s Go Brandon!
If you’re like me and didn’t vote for Joe Biden, if you do not agree with many of the policies of the Biden administration and if you, like me, believe the progressive Democrats are agents of wretchedness, perpetrating evil; I have a favor to ask. Please stop shouting, “F*** Joe Biden!” Nothing good is accomplished […]
Secular Marriage Is A Myth
In case you’re sitting in church every week thinking mankind is doing just fine… …read this. It’s an actual article about actual people who have actually lost their minds. Christians are supposed to shine light in darkness. Be prepared with a response for when you get invited to a “secular wedding celebrant”. USA: Amanda Holowaty […]
Submit To Your Lousy Husband
Did you know that right before 1 Peter 3:7 there are verses 5 and 6? It’s true! Don’t take my word for it. (Never take my word for it. Always check to make sure I’m telling the truth.) Look it up yourself. “For this is the way the holy women of the past who put […]
You’re On Your Own, Bro!
I’m gonna stand up for Josh McDowell. He spoke some poorly worded sentences out loud, in public. That means, he must be destroyed. His life’s work must be erased. His memory must be scrubbed from the history of Western evangelicalism. He uttered the following phrase while addressing the American Association of Christian Counselors (AACC): “I […]
Planting Destruction
A friend of mine is an avid gardener and she has a “green thumb.” She plants poison ivy in the flower boxes around her home. Her skin is covered with itchy blisters from constant exposure to the plants. This seemed a bit insane to me so I asked her why she grows plants that make […]
Conservatism Is A False god
Conservatism is a false god. (No offense to conservatives.) Progressivism is a false god too but progressives don’t care. Progressives get their ethics from a murky awareness of the “well being of others.” It’s humanist claptrap that is fundamentally incoherent. It’s why Progressives can talk about “caring for the planet” and support abortion on demand […]