Of Super Bowls Past
This is an article I wrote back in 2003. In my mind, 2003 was just last month. In reality, it was seventeen years ago. SEVENTEEN YEARS! A lot has changed in the last seventeen years. I’ve gained wisdom in every area of my life…except professional sports. I have not increased my knowledge of football even […]
How To Win A Democratic Nomination
I figured it out. The democratic presidential nominee just has to beat Donald Trump. They say it over and over. “We need a candidate who can beat Trump!” They whisper it in their sleep. They tattoo it on their children’s bottoms. It’s etched on the heads of the needles they jam into their Donald Trump […]
How To Handle A Crush
Scandalous! This episode is scandalous! Luke offers insight into the mind of a boy. We have a new format for our church service and it kinda worked right out of the gate! The Peaches tells Luke that Collin has a crush on a guy and we spend the rest of the podcast talking about why […]
How To Handle A Crush
Scandalous! This episode is scandalous! Luke offers insight into the mind of a boy. We have a new format for our church service and it kinda worked right out of the gate! The Peaches tells Luke that Collin has a crush on a guy and we spend the rest of the podcast talking about why […]
I Can’t Keep Trans Stuff Straight
Honestly, the plight of transgender people isn’t a major concern for me. I spend almost no energy worrying about the legality of biological dudes invading women’s locker rooms or beating women senseless in brawls. That means I’m a heartless cur but it’s the way God made me and I’ve been told it’s wrong to judge. […]
No Such Thing As Parody
Parody doesn’t exist anymore. It makes me sad. I love good parody but it is impossible to produce in American culture. The “news” is now a compilation of absurd rhetoric. I’m not exaggerating. That would constitute a kind of parody which, as I said, is impossible in America. Case in point, this article in Mad […]
Upside Down Underwear, No Politics, Kingdom Sides
I managed to talk about my censorship experience on a ministers page. The Peaches gets bored and makes us talk about her anxiety about how to deal with loved ones with whom we disagree. Meghan and Tabby join us (though Meghan doesn’t say a lot) and in a conversation about how to talk to parents […]
Upside Down Underwear, No Politics, Kingdom Sides
I managed to talk about my censorship experience on a ministers page. The Peaches gets bored and makes us talk about her anxiety about how to deal with loved ones with whom we disagree. Meghan and Tabby join us (though Meghan doesn’t say a lot) and in a conversation about how to talk to parents […]
Are There Any Good Female Comedians?
That’s an actual question I’ve been asked. More than once! It doesn’t get asked frequently because most people don’t care. Most people live happy lives without quantifying the qualities of female comedians. The majority of the population has more pressing questions like, “Are there any good vacation options for my family in 2020?“ People who […]
The Christian Way to Think About Kobe Bryant’s Death
Whenever a celebrity dies, the internet lights up with Christian folks encouraging other Christian folks to keep their faith to themselves. We’re told that it’s a courtesy to leave grieving people alone. The Christian faith has a lot to say on the subject of death. Of course, most of what the Bible says regarding death […]