Introvert Confessions, Cleveland Airport and PG-13 Shows
This episode is kinda short, Pkarlgh. There will be a longer one uploaded later because Peaches has a story to tell but I didn’t get home in time to record it. So….I’m sitting in a window at the Cleveland airport being philosophical and bored. Eventually I make it home to Indy and I’ll give you […]
My Friend Died Yesterday. What You Got for Me?
I know you’re supposed to say something thoughtful. A friend of mine died yesterday and now that I’ve told you, you’re supposed to try to make me feel better. You’re supposed to say something hopeful. You got anything? If not, I suggest you spend some time contemplating mortality. Death makes wise people think about life. […]
An Actual Science Guy Explains Evolution’s Problem
Here’s a great video from James Tour. This is a guy who knows more about chemistry than you ever will. He’ll explain why evolution can’t possibly be a “mindless, unguided natural process”. I’ll sum it up in a single statement: “Anyone who tells you ‘science has explained the origins of life’ – is wrong.” Or…as […]
An Oscars Acceptance Speech
Took me a few minutes to cobble together this Oscars acceptance speech. I haven’t actually watched the Oscars since, ever. I don’t need to watch the Oscars to hear the speeches. They are inescapable. It’s easier to avoid sunrise than the tsunami of self-important blather that accompanies Hollywood awards. So this year, I’m turning down […]
Podcast Episode 130 – Luke’s First Kiss
This podcast episode features an important discussion on the appropriateness of sleeping in public. Plus, Luke McKinney takes us inside the mind of Luke McKinney and tells us about his first kiss with The Peaches. I tried a completely stupid new bit in my recent show with Tim Hawkins which I’ll tell you about, Pkarlgh. […]
Behind The Scenes with Luke, Public Sleeping, Folding Chair
This episode features a run-down on what Luke McKinney (The Peach’s husband) does to get ready for a stand-up show. Plus, we hear some stories that he hasn’t even told on stage yet! Andrew and Tabby help me process a guy flat-out sleeping at the airport. And I’ll tell you a completely stupid bit that […]
Behind The Scenes with Luke, Public Sleeping, Folding Chair
This episode features a run-down on what Luke McKinney (The Peach’s husband) does to get ready for a stand-up show. Plus, we hear some stories that he hasn’t even told on stage yet! Andrew and Tabby help me process a guy flat-out sleeping at the airport. And I’ll tell you a completely stupid bit that […]
Stop Trusting News Again
30 seconds ago I told you to stop trusting news. Instead of turning off CNN, wadding up USA Today, and ignoring every virtue signaling politician … …you freaked out about Jussie Smollett. So here we are again. There’s a word for people like you. “Chump” I sort of feel sorry for you. Chumps are easy […]
California Is A Stupid Teenager
Not all teenagers are stupid. Some teenagers are reasonable people. Some teens are California. Some teens are given money for college tuition and books. Then they drop out of college and ask Dad, “Can I keep the money?” Dad says, “Um. No.” The teen freaks out and says, “I am not interested in sending $3.5 […]
Winners Wear Tuxes On The Beach
*For maximum effect, ask a body builder to stand one inch from your face and scream this article* Hey, you! You’re a dude who knows he’s screwed up! You’re flabby and ashamed and hypoglycemic and lactose intolerant and there’s a weird rash on your left elbow. So listen up because Garrett J. White (who I […]