How To Tell If You Lack Wisdom
“If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him.” (James 1:5) If you’re wondering whether or not you lack wisdom, answer these questions. Would your rather ask God for something else? – The scripture talks a lot about the […]
No Such Thing As Sinners
One of the problems that denying God creates (besides a meaningless life) is you can’t honestly tell your children they are ‘amazing.’ When your kids are upset because someone called them a name, the only words of comfort you can offer are lies. ‘Non-religious’ people are terrible parents because without truth, it’s impossible to raise […]
Have Decent Thoughts
Whenever I’m asked, “What’s a good way to make sure that a rebellious little girl will grow up to become an unlikable, selfish woman?” I answer in the following manner. Teach your daughter that she is not capable of evil. Teach her that no matter how she dresses; indecent thoughts are a boy’s problem. Indoctrinate […]
Ladies, You Are Not Bathsheba
I recently wrote about how Christian women should dress modestly and some people helpfully reminded me that King David watched Bathsheba while she bathed. His lust motivated him to commit some serious sins, including murder! The bible doesn’t tell us whether or not Bathsheba knew David was watching her. So, let’s give her the benefit […]
Better Be Poor and Righteous
On this planet (Earth), you are always going to be wrong when you are motivated by greed, envy, or jealousy. Championing the oppressed, caring for the poor, and raising awareness for the marginalized is just a smoke screen. You’re trying to disguise your bitterness as righteousness. It won’t work. I can always tell when your […]
Shut Up and Let Them Teach
It can sometimes be difficult to recognize satire now that our culture has gone insane. The following article was intended to be so ‘over the top’ outrageous that it would be immediately understood as parody. But I doubt my ability to exaggerate. I’m afraid that if I don’t label this as satire, it will be […]
Don’t Apologize Unless You’re Wrong
Reminder: None of the stuff I write is intended for non-religious people. If you’re making up your own set of rules for living, don’t waste your time here. You do you, Boo. A particularly nasty bit of stealthy sinfulness exists in our culture. It’s hard to detect because it presents itself as humility. If you […]
You’re Wrong For Not Telling Me I’m Wrong
It’s not my fault that you have to tell me when I’ve wronged you. I know I’m a conceited jerk and it’s hard to talk to me. I know that you’re uncomfortable when you express yourself. I wish you could just secretly resent me from a distance. That would be easier for both of us. […]
Desperate People Don’t Need Diversity
I believe that faith in Jesus is the only hope for mankind. I learned that when I went to church. That is the primary difference between my church experience as a child and my church experience today. When I was a kid, teachers and preachers told me that the way to salvation was narrow and […]
Foolish Women Tear Down Their Houses
“The wise woman builds her house, but with her own hands the foolish one tears hers down.” (Proverbs 14:1) Every day, the foolish woman pulls her house apart while insisting she’s building her dreams. Believing she can ‘trust her heart,’ she demolishes her home piece by piece. She gives herself to men without requiring any […]