Don’t Tell Me Not To Research
Promise me that you’ll laugh and point at me if I ever suggest that ‘common sense’ is all you need in order to see that I’m right. Promise me! Appealing to ‘common sense’ is a lazy way to argue. It requires no communication skills. It requires no data. Ironically, it doesn’t even require any common […]
Go Ahead and Research
Promise me that you’ll laugh and point at me if I ever suggest that ‘common sense’ is all you need in order to see that I’m right. Promise me! Appealing to ‘common sense’ is a lazy way to argue. It requires no communication skills. It requires no data. Ironically, it doesn’t even require any common […]
Nothing Wrong With Being Right
I wrote a story for everyone who scolds me for needing to be right all the time. There was a girl with an enormous ego who was right about everything. It was her parents’ fault. From the moment she was born, they poisoned her young mind to value correctness. They punished her for telling lies. […]
Keep Praying for Kyle
More than 15 minutes ago somebody said that everyone gets 15 minutes of fame. When your moment of fame is over you need to get off the stage so someone else can have their 15 minutes in the spotlight. So, even though I’ll be called a ‘fascist’ and a ‘snowflake’ and a ‘hater of liberty’ […]
What You Get From Godlessness
Today, I am going to do what I’ve been told is impossible. I’m going to say something more offensive and stupid than my standard commentary. Many people have insisted that “everything I say” is unkind, offensive, thoughtless, and ignorant. If you’re a person who thinks I’ve already sunk to the lowest level achievable by a […]
You Are Not A Salmon
If you’re stuck in a horrible job at a horrible company controlled by horrible people who do horrible things, I have wonderful news! You are not a salmon. Salmon are programmed by God to live a horrible life. When mating season rolls around, Salmon swim thousands of miles to their place of birth. They swim […]
New Year Every Day
…Another reason I don’t like New Year’s resolutions is they overemphasize the importance of a ‘new year.’ The ritual makes it seem like a fresh start happens once every three hundred and sixty five days. According to scripture, we can get a fresh start anytime. “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just […]
Minimum Generosity
When you share a Kit-Kat with a friend, you must break off one quarter of the bar to comply with the Minimum Chocolate amount. When you say ‘Hello’ to another person you must also give that person a hug lasting for at least 3 seconds. This is the Minimum Greeting required by law. When you […]
Paganism of Veganism
One of the pagan myths that is generally believed by Christians is that people are animals. Starting in Kindergarten, the public school indoctrinated you to believe that humans belong to the group of creatures called, “Mammals.” Pagans lump humans together with all the animals that bear live young and have body hair. We don’t protest […]
Drag Queen Preacher Fired
This happened in my home state where there is traditionally nothing going on that’s important enough to bother landing a plane. Just fly over Indiana. You won’t miss a thing! Surprise, everybody! An LGBTQ+ friendly pastor dressed in drag for an episode of one of HBO’s depraved programs and got fired for it. Suddenly, Indiana […]