Wonka, New Voice of Feminism, and Paid Church Organizers
Big news from Cami today! She’ll tell us why she’s striking a pose. The Peaches thinks it’s time for a new voice to speak to women. It’s gotta be a woman though…not a dude. I’m able to squeeze a few words in about the Mayor of South Bend. We end up with some awkward admissions […]
Wonka, New Voice of Feminism, and Paid Church Organizers
Big news from Cami today! She’ll tell us why she’s striking a pose. The Peaches thinks it’s time for a new voice to speak to women. It’s gotta be a woman though…not a dude. I’m able to squeeze a few words in about the Mayor of South Bend. We end up with some awkward admissions […]
Recite An Enlightened Pledge of Allegiance
Year ago, reciting the pledge of allegiance was a habit. Like saying, “Bless you,” when somebody sneezed. Standing for the anthem was a similar gesture. It’s just what you did whenever the Star Spangled Banner started playing. This changed as time went by and American values were replaced with depraved, self-centered stupidity. You’re offended when […]
How To Vote Without Losing Your Soul
When I first started voting in national elections, casting a vote required some thoughtfulness. Most of the candidates had similar integrity and character. At least, they claimed to have character and integrity. Voting is much easier these days. Many candidates have quit pretending to be human and are running, unashamedly, on a platform that kills […]
Anita Renfroe, Horrible Gigs and Colonoscopy
If you’ve been longing for a conversation with a top-notch Christian comedian set against the ambient sounds of Cracker Barrel, this is your episode! Anita Renfroe talks with me about the proper way to take a picture of cheesecake, why you can’t put an ‘s’ at the end of Oreo and we talk about her […]
Anita Renfroe, Horrible Gigs and Colonoscopy
If you’ve been longing for a conversation with a top-notch Christian comedian set against the ambient sounds of Cracker Barrel, this is your episode! Anita Renfroe talks with me about the proper way to take a picture of cheesecake, why you can’t put an ‘s’ at the end of Oreo and we talk about her […]
Climate Change Isn’t Science. It’s Religion.
People accuse me of saying stuff just to be provocative. They’re right. I mean, take a look at the title of this article. Climate change believers will insist their beliefs aren’t beliefs but “science”. They’re wrong. With my usual brand of delightful jocularity, I explained why climate change doesn’t matter. Some people responded by insisting […]
South Bend Indiana Elected A Dufus As Mayor
I don’t pay much attention to South Bend. I’d never heard of Pete Buttigieg until I fell over this article. “Pete Buttigieg, Asked About Joe Biden Calling Mike Pence A “Decent Guy,” Says Pence Has “Absolutely Fanatical” Views” That’s just the title of the article, not the opening paragraph Mike Pence used to be the […]
Why Smart People Don’t Worry About The Earth
Maybe you’ve heard the news. Humans are filling the atmosphere with carbon and the Earth is doomed. Maybe you’ve made drastic changes to your lifestyle in order to reduce your carbon output. Ha! Hahahaha! Haaahahahahahahhaaaa! Just kidding. Nobody does that. But in the midst of your hypocrisy may be some despair. Climate change research is […]
Jesus Told Me To Unfriend You
Jen: “Quick, heartfelt note to my child trafficking darlings, especially the dear young baby slavers beloved by Jesus. You are my heart. If I tried to describe all I have learned from you in the past few years, I couldn’t do it. You ARE the church. Lead on, precious ones! You are immensely loved by […]