Child Trafficking Helps Kids Grow
The child molesters of today will be tomorrow’s most sought after babysitters. There’s nothing preventing child trafficking right now except a few silly laws. Those laws will be re-written. It’s not going to happen immediately. Right now, we’re busy making “X” a gender option on Indiana driver’s licenses. Fifty years ago that was a joke. […]
Teach Your Kids That Toys Can’t Have Babies
NPR published an article telling parents what they can do about “gendered toys”. Unfortunately, the article doesn’t mention the most important thing an adult can do: Teach kids that toys aren’t living things so they don’t have genders. Like cars, boats, mailboxes, pizza, and corduroy pants, toys are neither male nor female. (Boats with names […]
Normal Comedy Life with Jonnie W and Marty Simpson
Jonnie W. and Marty Simpson roar into town to do a show with me so I take the opportunity to record a podcast…and then the batteries die in my recorder. Then I restart the recording and we discuss the importance of hanging around normal people who aren’t impressed by comedians.
Normal Comedy Life with Jonnie W and Marty Simpson
Jonnie W. and Marty Simpson roar into town to do a show with me so I take the opportunity to record a podcast…and then the batteries die in my recorder. Then I restart the recording and we discuss the importance of hanging around normal people who aren’t impressed by comedians.
Do You Prefer Humor or Women?
Used to be that comedy was an equalizer. Comedy didn’t care if you were black, white, male, female, young or old. You just needed to be funny. But it ain’t like that no more. Recently, I was denied a spot in a comedy show because the producer wanted “more women and ethnic diversity” in the […]
It’s Time To Elect A Superhero!
Finally! A politician who is upset about gun violence! Now things will change. If we’re smart enough to elect Cory Booker president, he’ll do stuff to end gun violence. He’s like Thanos only non-fiction. His superpower is compassionate facial expressions. Evil will not triumph against his relentless concern. He cares so very much! Look how […]
An Education About College
This article is mostly a Facebook rant written by a friend of mine who works at a University. I’ve removed his name and specific references to the school so he won’t suffer ramifications from posting this. The “College Is Necessary To Succeed In Life” Gestapo might throw him in a trunk and toss the trunk […]
Do You Hope There Is No God?
Sometimes Christians can be too enthusiastic about God. “God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life!” You respond by snarling, “There is no God!” So Christians go into “Full-Apologetics-Beast-Mode”: …and on and on and on and on because you reason in a circle and circles never end. At the risk of telling […]
When Science Describes God
So, Scientific American is preaching about the existence of God. The sermon isn’t a pulpit-pounding-fire-and-brimstone oration. But the message is clear for those who have ears to hear: “…according to the Greek atomists, if we kept on dividing things into ever-smaller bits, at the end there would remain solid, indivisible particles called atoms, imagined to […]
Let’s Punish The Innocent!
** SATIRE ** (It makes me sad that disclaimers like this are necessary) ** Satire ** That Mueller report crushed my soul. I was promised collusion. There was so much evidence of collusion it was gonna make me puke. I was promised puke! Anticipating Donald Trump’s impeachment was the only thing keeping me alive for […]