Judge Pete Buttigieg Wisely
I want to offer some thoughts for my friends who believe that Pete Buttigieg’s politics are fresh and new. The only thing more annoying than spending four years with a President whose name we can’t pronounce… …is having you elect a President because you think, “this guy is really different!” USA Today describes Pete as, […]
Join The Fight Against Boring Sermons
Christians, unite! It’s time to rise up and mix metaphors. Let’s turn over a new day and tackle the elephant in the room. Your pastor is a nice guy. (Or gal. I know some pastors are gals. But I’m not going to write he/she over and over again because it’s awkward to read. I’ll write […]
Front Wallets, Tiny Eggs Over Easy, Bridge Mix and Christians Triggering Folks
We ponder what to do about our cranky bird and her tiny eggs. My sister renames Bridge Mix. I can’t stop raving about my front wallet. Then Juan (‘The Bridge Builder’) and Melody Devevo help us figure out when it’s acceptable for Christian people to upset non-Christians. The Peaches, Luke and Lori contribute their thoughts […]
Front Wallets, Tiny Eggs Over Easy, Bridge Mix and Christians Triggering Folks
We ponder what to do about our cranky bird and her tiny eggs. My sister renames Bridge Mix. I can’t stop raving about my front wallet. Then Juan (‘The Bridge Builder’) and Melody Devevo help us figure out when it’s acceptable for Christian people to upset non-Christians. The Peaches, Luke and Lori contribute their thoughts […]
Last Chance To Destroy My Life
This will be my last post directing people to the website dedicated to educating the world about my insidious nature. The author believes that he’s blowing the lid off of my secret life of hate-filled bigotry and abuse. If I had something to hide: I wouldn’t link you (repeatedly) to the website that exposed it. […]
10 Ways To Forgive Yourself (That Won’t Work)
It’s super important that you forgive yourself. No matter what you’ve done…let it go! Pushed your grandmother down the stairs? – Let it go. Set fire to a church? – Let it go. Poisoned the city’s water supply? – Let it go. Experts in psychology, or psychiatry, or astrology or something offer loads of advice […]
An Apology To My Readers
An open apology to our readers: After many years blogging and commenting about the culture, I’ve gotten used to the abuse that gets flung around the internet by Radicals who feel threatened. I’ve been called literally every profane name you know (and some new ones invented just for me). Various Atheists have mocked and lied […]
You Can’t Have Evil Without God
I promised a guy I would help him destroy my career. In an effort to keep that promise, I am posting this link: (https://johnbranyan.home.blog/2019/04/04/john-branyan-and-his-neo-nazi-views-on-genocide/) As you’re reading my wicked quotes coming back to haunt me I encourage you to remember: “Context matters.” Outside of their original context phrases often lose their meaning. For example: “So […]
Nothing Triggers Like Truth
There’s nothing more offensive than the truth. I had a conversation on another blog on the topic of Michael Jackson. (Here’s the link.) What I thought was an innocent statement proved quite intolerable to a Pink Agendist. ME: I think you’re correct. Pedos are monsters, for now. In the not too distant future, pedophilia will […]
Another Fairy Tale Comes True
I’ve had people tell me the Bible is a book full of fairy tales. I’ve been told everything in the Bible is fiction. Then archeologists dig up some bauble that bears the name of a Bible character. I’ve been told that Mother Goose is a book of fairy tales. I’ve been told everything in Mother […]