How To Tell If You’re Wicked
These days it’s difficult to know you’re wicked. Everywhere you look are memes telling you that you’re good. The local church is telling you that God loves you. Which is true. The church also tells you that your sins are forgiven. That’s the problem. You don’t believe you need to be forgiven. You haven’t sinned. […]
Democrats Told You They’re Evil
I wrote about why Christians can’t vote for Democrats anymore. Some people got upset. Some people were puzzled. And a few people just missed the point. So I’m going to try to explain the reasoning behind my offensive statement. Political parties have what’s called a “platform”. The platform is the beliefs and values of the […]
Christians: Voting Democrat is Evil
Are you a Christian? Then you can’t vote for Democrats anymore. Sorry. I know I’m not supposed to just blurt that out. I’m supposed to gently suggest that killing babies isn’t bad so long as the babies aren’t born yet. I’m supposed to say “reproductive rights” because “abortion” makes you uncomfortable. I’m supposed to understand […]
Chex Mix, Knowing You’re Wrong, and Toxic Masculinity
The benefits of sitting next to Collin when eating Chex Mix. Peaches and I discuss how you know somebody else knows they are misbehaving. For some reason, Peach has a potty mouth today… We discuss the theory that religious people invented guilt. Peaches reads a comment from a person she triggered on Facebook talking about […]
Chex Mix, Knowing You’re Wrong, and Toxic Masculinity
The benefits of sitting next to Collin when eating Chex Mix. Peaches and I discuss how you know somebody else knows they are misbehaving. For some reason, Peach has a potty mouth today… We discuss the theory that religious people invented guilt. Peaches reads a comment from a person she triggered on Facebook talking about […]
Can You Eat When The Government Shuts Down?
In America, land of the free, where everyone has an opportunity to live life on their terms… …government employees are going without paychecks. CNN is saying stuff like this: The President notably did not mention the plight of federal workers going without paychecks, some of whom fear they may not be able to make mortgage, […]
Stop Trusting News
I can’t say it more clearly. Stop. Trusting. News. Children are getting death threats because you trusted news. You believed a lie about kids in MAGA hats taunting an elderly native American. You’re gullible. You’re foolish. And your foolish gullibility is fanning the fire of hate. That makes you wicked. You’re not merely “mistaken”. You’re […]
The Most Toxic Person In Your Life Is You
Here’s an article about how throwing your mom out of your life makes it better. This makes a lot of sense. Mom is annoying. Mom thinks she’s entitled to speak into your life just because she birthed you. And made your well-being a priority in her life. Silly woman. You don’t need your diaper changed […]
Podcast with Cartoonist Gary Varvel
This podcast takes me back to Honeybaked Ham (the actual name of an actual restaurant with an air circulation system that is essentially a jet engine) where I recorded an episode of “Cartoonists in Cafes Drawing Caricatures” with Gary Varvel. This time, he doesn’t draw anything but we do talk about unemployment, Mountain Dew, razor […]
Cartoonists, Unemployment, Razors, and unfriending Mike Pence
Hey, Pkarlgh! Gary Varvel is back on the podcast but this time – HE’S UNEMPLOYED! Just like me! We discuss the state of culture, razor blades, Donald Trump, and Jesus making bread from stones. The ambiance is Honeybaked Ham which has one of the loudest air circulation systems in the State but it’s nostalgic (see […]