Last Night I Dreamed Of A Green New Deal
A billionaire hurled money out the window of his limousine as it passed. Suddenly, the limousine became a high speed train which then became a time portal. I stepped through the portal into 2030. America was a different place. A better place! There were no borders. Everywhere I looked immigrant children laughed and played. Their […]
Guidelines For Your Church’s Gerbil Dedication
The Gerbil Dedication is a public declaration of the pet owner before God and man acknowledging with gratitude that a gerbil is a gift from God. Recognizing that you need God’s wisdom and help in raising your gerbil and with His help you will do your best to set the example for this gerbil to […]
In An Uber with Kenn Kington
This episode was recorded in an Uber with Kenn Kington on the way to the Philadelphia airport. We talk about how much we’re going to miss Becky (Kenn’s road manager) because her grievous, unforgivable mistake required us to abandon her in Pennsylvania. Kenn learns about WaWa. If you have a bunch of gold bars and […]
In An Uber with Kenn Kington
This episode was recorded in an Uber with Kenn Kington on the way to the Philadelphia airport. We talk about how much we’re going to miss Becky (Kenn’s road manager) because her grievous, unforgivable mistake required us to abandon her in Pennsylvania. Kenn learns about WaWa. If you have a bunch of gold bars and […]
The Secular Worldview Is A Myth
Come listen as I debunk the increasingly popular idea that you can live without religion. The word “secular” is defined as: “of or relating to worldly things or to things that are not regarded as religious, spiritual, or sacred; temporal:” https://www.dictionary.com/browse/secular So basically secular means, “without religion”. *pagans nod vigorously in agreement* Hold on a […]
Let’s Hear It For Nancy Pelosi’s Applause
In my opinion, the State of The Union speech is pointless. I don’t know the word for what happens in the background during a pointless speech. But that’s the word I would use for Nancy Pelosi’s clapping. I know you’re thrilled by her powerful display of resistance. I understand. You take joy where you find […]
Never Marry A Virgo
Every once in awhile I like to read my horoscope. It’s never been wrong. “Your family members have suddenly decided to promote you to chief cook and bottle washer. While there are additional responsibilities to taking on the new leadership role, it can pay off in both financial and emotional rewards. You’ll get the help […]
When God Gives You A Job and Then Fires You
My buddy Chris Edgington joins me on the podcast this week. Chris has some great stories. Today, he’s going to tell us (mostly you, Pkarlgh, because I’ve heard the story before) about the time God told him to change jobs and then crashed his career. We spend a few minutes talking about how that seems […]
When God Gives You A Job and Then Fires You
My buddy Chris Edgington joins me on the podcast this week. Chris has some great stories. Today, he’s going to tell us (mostly you, Pkarlgh, because I’ve heard the story before) about the time God told him to change jobs and then crashed his career. We spend a few minutes talking about how that seems […]
Can A Bag of Hammers Light The World?
*** DISCLAIMER *** This is not intended for non-religious people. Non-religious people find the idea of sin offensive and anti-intellectual. If you identify as Atheist, Agnostic, Humanist, Wiccan, Pagan, or generally “lacking faith” – Don’t read this. It is irrelevant. You aren’t bound by a specific moral code. I don’t want to listen to your […]