When Your Life Is A River, You’re All Wet
Some consider Bertrand Russell to be one of the greatest philosophers of modern time. They may be right. I’m can’t argue with anyone who has an opinion about that. To my knowledge, nobody has ever organized a “Greatest Philosopher Contest”. Would you be interested in such a contest? Right. That’s why nobody has created one. […]
Let’s Stop Talking About Lauren Daigle
If I’m ever asked to write an article for The Atlantic I will immediately ask God to forgive me and put me back on the path of righteousness. If HBO asks for an interview, I’ll repent in sackcloth and ashes. The secular media isn’t interested in Christianity. That’s what makes them “secular”. Are we ever going […]
Jealousy and Melted Purity Rings
Tabby tells a heart-wrenching story about a cartoon baby and cigarette butts. Luke confesses his jealousy of Matt Walsh. I insist that it’s impossible to tell the your fingers apart when they’re detached from your hand but the girls argue with me. Naked men are never seductive. And we discuss using melted purity rings to […]
Jealousy and Melted Purity Rings
Tabby tells a heart-wrenching story about a cartoon baby and cigarette butts. Luke confesses his jealousy of Matt Walsh. I insist that it’s impossible to tell the your fingers apart when they’re detached from your hand but the girls argue with me. Naked men are never seductive. And we discuss using melted purity rings to […]
Daigle Debacle, It’s Cold Outside and Humor as A Weapon
Podcast is late this week, Pkarlgh. I’m driving to Dave Pendleton’s house so I’ve got 15 minutes to explain myself regarding Lauren Daigle. At Pendleton’s I see how long I can hug David. Robert G. Lee talks with us about banning Christmas songs and the racism of Veggie Tales. Finally, we discuss the inherent offensiveness […]
Daigle Debacle, It’s Cold Outside and Humor as A Weapon
Podcast is late this week, Pkarlgh. I’m driving to Dave Pendleton’s house so I’ve got 15 minutes to explain myself regarding Lauren Daigle. At Pendleton’s I see how long I can hug David. Robert G. Lee talks with us about banning Christmas songs and the racism of Veggie Tales. Finally, we discuss the inherent offensiveness […]
Another Reason to Love Matt Walsh
I know. Matt Walsh upsets you. But put your outrage aside for a moment and read his latest column on the vapidity of super-hero movies. It contains one of the funniest things I’ve read in months. Ten thousand years from now, as the next installment of the Avengers saga is released to the screens we […]
The Gift Nobody Wanted
The debate rages on about the “reason for the season” at Christmas. This year, The Church of The Perpetually Offended is banning everything from nativity scenes to creepy songs about weather related entrapment schemes. This is what happens when outrage isn’t organized properly. You’ll end up missing the most offensive thing about Christmas. Jesus! The […]
The Church With The Loudest Pastor
Imagine thousands of people standing around drinking coffee and talking sports. A dude stands up on a box and starts preaching a sermon about how Christianity is inclusive and tolerant. A hundred yards away, another dude grabs a megaphone, stands up on a ladder and yells over him. “Love wins!” An eager group of believers […]
Just Stop Can’t Evening
Sometimes people say crazy things. “We should allow cats to vote in national elections!” Depending on what’s been said, it may be important to challenge the statement. “That’s not a good idea because cats are anarchists.” Notice the response contains an explanation. This enables the first person to continue the conversation. “Not true! Millions of […]