Make 2019 “The Year of Satisfied Exclusion”.
This makes me furious! I’m not allowed to enter a room just because I’m not an employee! Outrageous! This hateful, bigoted exclusiveness has got to end. This is non-employee shaming! Isn’t there something in the Constitution that says I have the right to go wherever I want? If not, there should be. “Employee” is a […]
Merry Christmas (or Not)
If you’re celebrating anything during the Christmas season, I wish you the best. If you’re not celebrating anything, I wish you the best. If you’re enjoying the blessings of God with family and friends, I wish you the best. If you’re convinced there is no God and “joyfulness” is a byproduct of brain chemistry, I […]
Christmas Snot Snakes and Kissing Dating Goodbye
Peaches and I take notice of the massive amount of mucus and sadness in the house. We discuss what bakers have in common with dead snakes in jars. The guy who kissed dating goodbye is sorry he ever did that (except for the parts he’s not sorry about). And we try to figure out what […]
Christmas Snot Snakes and Kissing Dating Goodbye
Peaches and I take notice of the massive amount of mucus and sadness in the house. We discuss what bakers have in common with dead snakes in jars. The guy who kissed dating goodbye is sorry he ever did that (except for the parts he’s not sorry about). And we try to figure out what […]
Tis’ The Season to Lie To Children
Christmas is upon us! The yuletide season, for me, is full of traditional activities. Baking cookies Shopping for gifts Assuring myself it’s okay to tell kids that Santa is real because they’re young and will eventually figure it out and understand the deception was just harmless fun. Assuming that your kids will “figure out the […]
He Ain’t Gonna Change The World But He Knows Who Can
Virtually every theologian of note agrees that the most influential voice in the 1980’s was: STEVE TAYLOR I might be overstating his importance. But I’m not. If you’re reading these words and asking, “Who is Steve Taylor?” – I envy you! It means you are about to discover the phenomenon for the first time. I […]
Why Jesus Was Low Carb
Jesus said the darnedest things. He had been fasting in the desert for 40 days when Satan suggested he tell stones to become bread. The tempter came to him and said, “If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.” Matthew 4:3 Which, honestly, doesn’t seem like a bad idea. No […]
Yes. God is Responsible for The Death of Innocent Children
When people who claim there is no God talk about death – they always reference Innocent Children. They ONLY reference Innocent Children. It didn’t upset them when Osama Bin Laden died. None of them asked, “How can a loving God stand-by and allow Sadistic Terrorists to be killed?” But when a child dies, God needs […]
Amish folks, Disney Vacations and Cold Pizza
A week before Christmas, Pkarlgh! We’re in a festive mood. Tabby passes on her father-in-laws wisdom regarding Amish people. We talk about losing children and sticking beans up noses. Mandy shares about how a salad crushed her soul. Coffee is better with cinnamon and love. Collin has a crush on Ariel from “The Little Mermaid” […]
Amish folks, Disney Vacations and Cold Pizza
A week before Christmas, Pkarlgh! We’re in a festive mood. Tabby passes on her father-in-laws wisdom regarding Amish people. We talk about losing children and sticking beans up noses. Mandy shares about how a salad crushed her soul. Coffee is better with cinnamon and love. Collin has a crush on Ariel from “The Little Mermaid” […]