Jesus Would Sign The Nashville Statement
What is the Nashville Statement? In a nutshell, it’s Christianity. I didn’t say it’s ‘God’s Word’. But it borrows HEAVILY from God’s ideas. If God decided to sue for plagiarism, He’d have a strong case. Because the Nashville Statement clearly explains the Christian position… …it infuriates people. And that is bad. It’s ALWAYS bad to […]
The World Is Ending! Be Brave!
I’m going to assume you’ve already noticed that America went insane. This isn’t an exaggeration. The country is literally bonkers. Recently, our elected officials took the first step in passing laws that will make it illegal to keep men out of women’s restrooms. (If you don’t believe me, type ‘equality act’ into your favorite search […]
Thanks For The Meme-ories
Most of the Christians I know won’t waste of time arguing with people who try to play chess with birds. Thankful to whom? And you’re only accustomed to playing with pigeons. How terribly judgmental. Prove it. I’d be grateful for the help exposing the stupidity of atheism. If there are no followers then who are […]
Stop Wearing Those Shoes!
Brethren, we have us a problem of sorts. Actually, you’re the one with the problem. But since I’m commanded to bear your burdens… …it’s my problem too. The problem is you’re wearing someone else’s shoes. A few days ago, I posted this nifty article suggesting that people sometimes use their afflictions as an excuse to […]
Steady Diet of Thought
Contrary to conventional wisdom… …you are not what you eat. This is absurdly obvious. Nobody ever mistakes me for double-pepperoni pizza. However, I do get mistaken for a bitter, religious jackass. It’s only the morons (scientific name: “Niticus-Witicus”) that make this mistake. Because while you are NOT what you eat… You are what you THINK. […]
The Risen “Aw, Shucks Jesus”
People ask, “Why wasn’t Jesus born during modern times?” The answer is: Because Twitter. Human beings can’t absorb information unless it’s in the form of a meme. We think the truth is found in the flashiest videos. And we won’t wait longer than 2 seconds for a download. Jesus wouldn’t be heard over the noise […]
Don’t Believe The Parrot
You don’t learn anything from parrots. Parrots just repeat stuff you’ve said to them. Parrots never challenge your thinking. Do you ever talk to anyone who isn’t a parrot? Anyone who disagrees with you? Anyone you trust to tell you the truth? Anyone? Not stuff like, “There’s something in your teeth.” I mean… …is there […]
In The Spirit of No Spirits
Can you be spiritual with spirits?
Let’s Enslave Some Children Too
Instead of aborting kids, let’s put them to work!
Ask The Atheist – Should I Move?
Some advice from the depths of my godless wisdom.