Nothing New Here
Tired, old, worn-out Christianity is still better than the latest religious fad.
Bad People CAN Do Good
You don’t need religion to do good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Dare You To Believe In God Now!
Do you believe Jews have a history? Where did it come from?
God Hates [Denomination]
Unity isn’t possible because of those other unreasonable churches!
How To Tell If You’re Married
“Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ 5 and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’? 6 So they are no longer two, but one. Therefore what God […]
Who Knew Satanists Were Bad People?
You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desire. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. John 8:44 […]
Undeniable Proof That Santa Is Real
Somebody asked an atheist why he got so angry with people who believe in God but didn’t get mad at people who believe in Santa Claus and he responded with: I’m mad because people who believe in Santa Claus don’t interfere with social issues but Theists are always bringing their make believe God into conversations. This […]
F*** Decency
When I was a little kid, I thought the word ‘groovy’ was a cuss word. I also thought, ‘cool’ was a cuss word. I didn’t hear the grown-ups in my life using either of those words so my childish reasoning told me they must be bad words. I thought the f-word was a cuss word […]
Never Say Sorry Again
From that time on Jesus began to preach, “Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is near.” I hate apologizing. And you do too. Admit it. Or don’t. No need to apologize. Either way, I’ve got exciting news. I’ve discovered a method to eradicate apolgizing. I need never say, “I’m sorry,” to anyone. Ever. Here’s my […]
Jesus Loves Fred
You remember Fred Phelps? He was semi-famous for showing up at the funerals of people he’d never met and holding up signs that read, “God Hates Fags!” He claimed to represent a church. Anyway, a few years ago, Fred Phelps died. Not a surprise, really. It happens to everybody. But Fred’s death brought a kind […]