Claiming To Be A Victim for The First Time
Something unprecedented today, Pkarlgh. I’m claiming to be a victim! It’s been a crummy year for comedy and my calendar is empty. This is a conversation about the possibility of changing gears and going a different direction. Maybe I’m hanging up this comedy thing after 30 years.
An Astrophysicist Talks About The Science of Genesis
Sarah Salviander is an Astrophysicist. A real, genuine, legit, scientist! Did you hear me, Pkarlgh? This isn’t one of my dopey friends or family members! We talk about science and the Bible. This is an extra bit of content that to help you cope with the fact that our Western world is crumbling to dust. […]
An Astrophysicist Talks About The Science of Genesis
Sarah Salviander is an Astrophysicist. A real, genuine, legit, scientist! Did you hear me, Pkarlgh? This isn’t one of my dopey friends or family members! We talk about science and the Bible. This is an extra bit of content that to help you cope with the fact that our Western world is crumbling to dust. […]
Woke Contact Lenses Allow People To Finally See Their Privilege
The eye care industry recently made a tremendous leap forward with the invention of a new kind of “woke” contact lenses that allow the wearer to literally see their privilege. The lenses are currently in the final stages of testing and only available to people with both astigmatism and white fragility.
Be Funny. Save Lives.
Seething has become America’s favorite pastime. Old-timers talk of something called, “fun” that was part of the human experience. We used to throw baseballs, catch fish, race automobiles, or play cards but now we just seethe. The latest scandal irks us. Politicians are corrupt. Our neighbors are jerks. Our family is insufferable. The world has climbed into a hand basket and we know where that’s headed. So we seethe.
It feels good for awhile. For a short time, seething makes us think we’re defying injustice. We believe our anger is pushing back against evil. There’s a sense of righteousness that comes from nurturing outrage toward the bad things taking place all around us. But righteousness doesn’t last long when it’s soaked in seething outrage. Righteousness dissolves and bitterness endures.
God Reveals Holiness Is Achieved By Staying Home
An interview conducted with some burning shrubbery has revealed that practicing social distancing is God’s plan for achieving holiness. The shrub was discovered by an alcoholic as he tried to break into a tavern in Nevada.
“The bars have been closed for so long, I finally cracked,” explained the Anonymous Alcoholic. “I noticed the burning bush but didn’t pay it too much attention until it started talking. It said, ‘Be holy as I am holy.’ So I asked, ‘Should I stop breaking into this tavern?’ And the voice said, ‘I require only that thou stay in thy house until thy soul leaves thy body.’ And then the sky opened up and surgical masks fell and covered the ground.”
All “Southern” States In The U.S. Are Now Officially “Midwestern”
In a bold effort to remove slavery from America’s past, the thirteen states that make up what has been informally known as, “The South” are now officially part of the Midwest.
Everybody knows slavery happened in the “South.” Annexing all Southern states into the Midwest makes the “South” disappear and effectively eliminates slavery from America’s history. If “The South” doesn’t exist, there’s no place for slavery to take hold.
Party Weekend Stolen Pumps and Masked Confrontation
The podcast is late because we played board games and ate sushi all weekend with Juan and Melodee Devevo and family. When they departed, the Peaches and I reminisced about a stolen pool pump and a high speed chase through the neighborhood. Then we talk about wearing masks and virtue signaling and Calvinism.
Party Weekend Stolen Pumps and Masked Confrontation
The podcast is late because we played board games and ate sushi all weekend with Juan and Melodee Devevo and family. When they departed, the Peaches and I reminisced about a stolen pool pump and a high speed chase through the neighborhood. Then we talk about wearing masks and virtue signaling and Calvinism.
New Poll Suggests That Nobody Believes Polls Anymore
Polling data collected by a polling data collection company has been used to create a colorful chart that indicates people are increasingly distrustful of colorful charts created from polling data.