Though It Costs Your Tax Exemption
Recently, there was some scandal about the Biden administration. If you’re still scandalized by political scandals, maybe you should stop paying attention to politics. Take up gardening or needlepoint. Corruption in Washington is standard operating procedure (no matter which party is in power) and it’s not good for your mental well being to be perpetually […]
Rate Your Bathroom Experience
There used to be a thing called a, “comment card” that you could find at some businesses. If you had a thought about your experience at a restaurant (for example), you could write that thought on the comment card. Whether you were complaining or complimenting, the comment card was a way to share your thoughts. […]
Superman Didn’t Choose His Identity
If you’re celebrating the triumph of Superman’s bi-sexuality, I’ve got an observation for you to consider (then I’m going to stop talking about Superman because comic books are not really interesting to me). I get that you’re not looking up to superheroes for their integrity, principles, or morality anymore. The most important thing about your […]
You’re Not Woke Because of Jesus
Have you managed to remain un-woke? Good for you! There’s a lot of buzz about “wokeness” right now. So much that people who know NOTHING about the current culture have heard of it. Really! People who still think Pierce Brosnan plays James Bond know about it. “Woke” is such a commonly understood concept that even […]
Make Heroes Like Us
Apparently, Superman is bi-sexual. We’re not talking about Clark Kent. He’s still straight but he’s retired and his son is taking over the superhero business. So there’s a new Superman in town and THAT Superman will have sex with women OR men. As of this moment, he doesn’t do animals. (Be patient, zoophiles.) It would […]
Whatever I Said I Didn’t Mean It
Music has the power to change minds. You can get people to recite some truly stupid lines if the words are arranged in a catchy tune. Many people seem to think that singing is completely different from speaking. People willingly sing things that they would never say. What’s worse, people sing things without thinking about […]
Can’t Respect What I Don’t Believe
Over the years, I’ve made comments that have ended friendships. It usually happens when I stop making wise cracks and clearly explain what I actually believe so that everyone understands me. You might be tempted to say, “This isn’t funny! You’re supposed to be a comedian!” because you didn’t realize that jokes are based on […]
Commandments Won’t Cut It
Saw a quote that said, “Humanity has everything we need to create a good world. The 10 commandments.” I understand what you’re trying to say. Humans were given a code of ethics a long time ago. We know how we’re supposed to behave. If we were to actually obey the 10 commandments, the world would […]
Image of God Still Needs Jesus
I get messages like this occasionally (and by ‘occasionally’ I mean every 30 seconds): “John, you are so judgmental! That person you’re criticizing was made in the image of God. And Jesus loves her dearly!” I’ve written a lot of stuff. I’ve spoken a lot of words. If you were to consider my ENTIRE library […]
Let’s Go Brandon!
If you’re like me and didn’t vote for Joe Biden, if you do not agree with many of the policies of the Biden administration and if you, like me, believe the progressive Democrats are agents of wretchedness, perpetrating evil; I have a favor to ask. Please stop shouting, “F*** Joe Biden!” Nothing good is accomplished […]