Stop Wearing Those Shoes!
Brethren, we have us a problem of sorts. Actually, you’re the one with the problem. But since I’m commanded to bear your burdens… …it’s my problem too. The problem is you’re wearing someone else’s shoes. A few days ago, I posted this nifty article suggesting that people sometimes use their afflictions as an excuse to […]
Steady Diet of Thought
Contrary to conventional wisdom… …you are not what you eat. This is absurdly obvious. Nobody ever mistakes me for double-pepperoni pizza. However, I do get mistaken for a bitter, religious jackass. It’s only the morons (scientific name: “Niticus-Witicus”) that make this mistake. Because while you are NOT what you eat… You are what you THINK. […]
The Risen “Aw, Shucks Jesus”
People ask, “Why wasn’t Jesus born during modern times?” The answer is: Because Twitter. Human beings can’t absorb information unless it’s in the form of a meme. We think the truth is found in the flashiest videos. And we won’t wait longer than 2 seconds for a download. Jesus wouldn’t be heard over the noise […]
Don’t Believe The Parrot
You don’t learn anything from parrots. Parrots just repeat stuff you’ve said to them. Parrots never challenge your thinking. Do you ever talk to anyone who isn’t a parrot? Anyone who disagrees with you? Anyone you trust to tell you the truth? Anyone? Not stuff like, “There’s something in your teeth.” I mean… …is there […]
In The Spirit of No Spirits
Can you be spiritual with spirits?
Let’s Enslave Some Children Too
Instead of aborting kids, let’s put them to work!
Ask The Atheist – Should I Move?
Some advice from the depths of my godless wisdom.
Ask Me Instead
I’m helping an atheist with his advice column.
If You Must Be Wrong, Let Me Watch!
Seriously. I don’t care if you decide to follow Jesus.
Are Your Parents Lying Liars?
Did your folks teach you religion? Are they habitual liars?