List for People Who Don’t Want to Read But Still Want to Comment
John, you jerk! You don’t know anything about Christianity! John, you jerk! How is anyone this stupid and still able to breathe without assistance? John, you jerk! You don’t really believe any of the stuff you write! You’re just antagonizing people. John, you jerk! You’re a bigot. John, you jerk! You’re a fake. John, you […]
Babies Make Great Atheists
More than once I’ve heard atheists say, “Everybody is born atheist!” I’m not certain why they say it. I guess, in their muddled minds, they’re proving some sort of point. Right on the heels of the ‘born atheist’ quote I’ve been told, “Religion is taught!” This is also (I assume) intended to drive home whatever […]
The Pressure Is Off
I hate making decisions. It’s a struggle for me to decide if I’m going to scoop ice cream into a bowl or just eat out of the carton. I can’t decide when it’s time to replace my toothbrush. Whenever I’m asked where I want to eat lunch, I ALWAYS say, “You pick.” It takes me […]
God Made Corn And Women
(Genesis 1:11) And God said, “Let the earth sprout vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind, on the earth.” And it was so. You ever wondered why peaches aren’t corn on the cob? (I have.) It’s weird that grapes never grow on apple trees […]
We’re Not Quarreling Yet
Have nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels. And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but kind to everyone, able to teach, patiently enduring evil, correcting his opponents with gentleness. God may perhaps grant them repentance leading to a knowledge of the truth, and they may come to […]
Don’t Mention Mom
Hahahaha! This is a joke, of course! Everyone knows comparing your wife to your Mom is an insult (to your wife). All the women who raised this current generation have nothing to teach us. I mean, they have nothing to teach this generation of WOMEN. Your Mom was so incompetent that you actually grew-up thinking […]
Only God Knows
Man! Do we love to see people get saved! Depending on the specific theological perspective, the moment a person utters a prayer, or repeats the good confession, or climbs out of a baptistry; we Christians assure them their name is written in the book of life and the angels are dancing in Heaven. We do […]
Love and Accept Aren’t The Same
More than a few people are confused about the concept of Jesus ‘accepting everybody.’ In my usual good-natured and light-hearted manner, I’ll attempt to clear up the confusion for anyone who’s interested. America’s favorite bible verse (because it’s the ONLY bible verse most Americans know) is John 3:16. There are several translations but all of […]
Truth Is Terrifying
Some time ago I noticed that it’s difficult (bordering on impossible) for lawless rebels to acknowledge truth. The truth is such a scary thing to pagans that they won’t even admit their own beliefs are correct. “Haha! C’mon John, you jerk! You’re lying! Nobody is afraid of the truth!! You’re building a strawman!!!” I know! […]
Neither One Is Good
I’ll clear up a misunderstanding for anyone who thinks that those of us who oppose drag shows for children are big-time advocates for child beauty pageants: We’re not. The people who truly want to protect children from sexualization are opposed to both. And while I’m at it, I’ll attempt to explain the foolishness of using […]