Are You Worshiping A Sacred Cow?
A “sacred cow” is a belief or idea that is beyond criticism. You are not allowed to question a sacred cow. The cow is perfect, holy, and absolutely good.
The best way to identify a sacred cow is with criticism. The cow’s worshipers quickly rise to defend their idol when you attack it. Their defense will be a counter-attack on you. They will portray your criticism as an act of hate which justifies any response they make, including destroying you, your family, and all property within a 3 mile radius of your person.
You can also identify sacred cows by noticing who comedians DON’T criticize. Comedians make fun of everybody and everything – except sacred cows. When you hear a comedian say…(more)
Time For Ostriches To Get Salty
First, I sympathize with you. I really do. It’s tempting to unplug from the internet, pull the window shades down, lock your doors, and spend the rest of your life curled up on the couch chanting Psalm 23. There is a certain appeal to becoming an “Ostrich Christian” with your head buried in the warm sand of perpetual bible study and prayer. The world is ungodly and vicious. We are unwelcome strangers here and I completely understand your desire to construct a sort of “heaven on Earth” where you can wait for the day you meet God.
I’d be right there with you if it weren’t for the bible. As usual, God’s word contradicts my whims. As soon as I finish making the blueprints for my “Holy Huddle House” where I’ll live out my days communing with the Lord, isolated from the anguished cries of a world going to Hell, I accidentally read this:
Cuties, Baby Fever, and The Horrors of Self-Discipline
Hey Pkarlgh, It’s a long conversation about why you should cancel Netflix. Then, the Peaches tells a tale of a girl who wants her only motherly responsibility to be holding newborns. Then we discuss a stupid article that says being self-controlled is a bad thing.
Cuties, Baby Fever, and The Horrors of Self-Discipline
Hey Pkarlgh, It’s a long conversation about why you should cancel Netflix. Then, the Peaches tells a tale of a girl who wants her only motherly responsibility to be holding newborns. Then we discuss a stupid article that says being self-controlled is a bad thing.
CHRISTIANS: Do You Support Abusing Children?
This is a post intended for Christians only. If your worldview is not shaped by biblical ethics, skip this article. You’re not going to understand anything in the following paragraphs and I don’t want to deal with your ignorant comments. Do us BOTH a small favor and move along.
Have you canceled your Netflix subscription yet?
I understand if you forgot. Maybe you don’t use the service and your subscription is for someone else in the family. Or maybe you get all your information from media sources that lean more left than the Tower of Pisa in a mirror. If that’s the case, here is a review that more closely aligns with your religious convictions (which, again, are shaped by ‘Christianity’.)
For the record, I canceled my Netflix subscription without watching the film, “Cuties.” I’ve seen enough clips and read enough reviews to be confident in declaring the film exploitative. To be specific, it abuses children.
God expects us to imitate Him. He tells us, straight up, “Be holy as I am holy.” We don’t let Christianity affect our lifestyle anymore. Christians have allowed false religions to corrupt our efforts to be holy. We’ve subconsciously rewritten God’s commandment as, “Be tolerant as I am tolerant.” That’s why you still have a Netflix subscription…(more)
We’re Calling Good Things Evil So Hug Your Family and Say Good-Bye.
Did you ever hear a story about a brave knight who rode tirelessly across a hostile land, slaying dragons to rescue a princess from death? Turns out, that knight was a selfish jerk. According to an article published by the BBC, self-control is a bad thing.
You think I’m joking. No sane member of civilization would earnestly suggest that self-control leads to diabolical evil. But I’m not joking and I don’t think insanity explains the BBC article. This article is part of a calculated effort to destroy Western civilization. The goal is to redefine how you understand “good” and “evil.”
If you’ve been searching for an idea that you could allow to burrow into your brain and destroy your chances of becoming a decent, well-adjusted human being – congratulations! Your search has ended…
My Official Position on Lawlessness
I know you’ve got a tough job. As an elected official, you suffer in ways that citizens like me can’t even imagine. In order to obtain your office, you paid a great price. You willingly gave up a lot of things that I simply would not. You sacrificed your time, your energy, your principles, and […]
Tantrums and Crazy Advice for Christians
What is normal behavior for a 4-year old? The Peaches and I discuss how normal 4-year old children are typically feral beasts. When you don’t teach your feral beasts how to be civilized, they grow up to become confused adults that don’t know how to vote. That’s right! Then, they might write crazy articles about […]
No Tantrums and Hopeless Christianity
There are 2/3 fewer children than normally in the background and somehow the chaos increased! The Peaches and I discuss how to teach kids not to grow up to be angry brats. And I read a convoluted article that tells us Christians shouldn’t vote but they should run for office (and this is not a […]
No Tantrums and Hopeless Christianity
There are 2/3 fewer children than normally in the background and somehow the chaos increased! The Peaches and I discuss how to teach kids not to grow up to be angry brats. And I read a convoluted article that tells us Christians shouldn’t vote but they should run for office (and this is not a […]