It’d Be Great If Men Disappeared
Hey Pkarlgh – The McKinney men are having some feelings and the Peaches and I are trying to figure out how to trash Amy Coney Barrett. The Peaches managed to get herself into trouble again because she wasn’t giddy about men disappearing from the planet for 24 hours.
Ask Your Pastor If Jesus Is All You Need
I spent the last couple of days telling a group of Christian pastors and college professors that Christianity is the only religious ideology they need. It might surprise you to hear that I failed to convince them. Not because I am wrong but because lots of pastors don’t believe the gospel is as big a deal as the apostles made it out to be a couple thousand years ago.
If you’ve got a pastor who insists that Christians make friends with social justice advocates, send him this blog post. If he’s like the pastors I’ve talked with, he will ignore it. He might dismiss you for being an imbecile. Don’t take it too hard… (more)
Bible’s All Ya Need
If you’ve ever been called a racist and you have no idea why, this is a conversation for you! Monique Duson from The Center for Biblical Unity helps me unpack some stuff about Critical Race Theory and…oh…you haven’t heard of Critical Race Theory? Well, that’s another reason you need to hear what Monique has
There’s a false religion on the loose and it’s possibly already in your church. It’s worth your time to give a listen to this episode of The Soapbox.
A Christian Pays Tribute to A Women’s Rights Activist
Hey Pkarlgh – Whenever a Christian tells you to support women’s rights you should probably put on some headphones and crank up some music, or white noise. I suggest you start wearing headphones all the time because Christians spew inane rhetoric with alarming frequency. Listen in while we take a Christian entertainer to task for […]
A Christian Pays Tribute to A Women’s Rights Activist
Hey Pkarlgh – Whenever a Christian tells you to support women’s rights you should probably put on some headphones and crank up some music, or white noise. I suggest you start wearing headphones all the time because Christians spew inane rhetoric with alarming frequency. Listen in while we take a Christian entertainer to task for […]
Reminder: “Vote Common Good” Is For Dummies
Because I’m way out in front of important issues, I already wrote about “Vote Common Good” way back in February. To my surprise and consternation, everybody with whom I’m acquainted doesn’t read my blog. I’m certain this is true because an acquaintance recently suggested that Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler have similar political styles and so I should “check out” the “Vote Common Good” website. So I’ll repeat myself in the hope that a few more of my allegedly Christian acquaintances can avoid the humiliation of advocating for this really, really, really, stupid cause.
“Vote Common Good” is a sham. It exists to hoodwink weak-minded Christians into believing that electing Democrats brings about “common good.” Jesus accomplished “common good” for mankind when he rose from the dead. He doesn’t need help from Democrat activists…(more)
Tell Me Again That I’m Overreacting
Numerous friends have asked me, “Why are you making a big deal out of wearing a mask?” In their minds, I’m overreacting when I say the government imposed mask mandates are draconian tyranny. I’m fear-mongering when I suggest that the masks are just the beginning of oppression that without limits. My pals insist, “Wearing a mask is simply loving your neighbor.”
Apparently, the new motto is, “Love they neighbor or go to jail.”
If you read my blog regularly, you might remember that I’ve offered my opinion on COVID , masks, and the tendency for compassionate government to ruin everybody’s life. If you don’t read my blog regularly, then you can dismiss this article as alarmist propaganda based on one example of circumstantial evidence. You can tell me I’m overreacting and fear mongering…(more)
Paint Drys and John Transitions
What’s up, Pkarlgh? (Never mind, I can’t hear your answer anyway…) The Peaches starts this podcast off with some insipid stupidity which is not customary for her. After some banal conversation about paint drying, we transition into a discussion about my transition. Apparently, I’m too old to keep being funny and I’m obligated to “pass […]
Paint Drys and John Transitions
What’s up, Pkarlgh? (Never mind, I can’t hear your answer anyway…) The Peaches starts this podcast off with some insipid stupidity which is not customary for her. After some banal conversation about paint drying, we transition into a discussion about my transition. Apparently, I’m too old to keep being funny and I’m obligated to “pass […]
DEMOCRATS: I’ll Tell You How To Win The Election.
My Dearest Democrats (you know who you are),
Sun Tzu (who allegedly knows a lot about battles) said, “If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.” For some inexplicable reason, I’m feeling magnanimous (that means ‘generous’) so I’m going to offer some advice that will make the difference between winning and losing the election in 2020.
You’re asking, “Why would I do that?” There are two primary reasons:
1. You won’t follow my advice because you’re prideful, wicked fools.
2. I get to ratchet my sarcasm up to “10” while writing this. I love sarcasm!
First, you should like Sun Tzu because he’s not an American. If he weren’t dead, he would hate the United States just as much as you do. You would be buddies! You can trust him when he says winning battles requires knowing your enemy. Your enemies are American citizens who identify as “Trump Supporters” and at the moment, you have no clue what most of them look like.
You think the enemy forces are composed entirely of racist rednecks who type in all-caps and think Donald Trump and Jesus Christ are the same person. And while there are a few of those “Trump Supporters” making noise in comment section of Breitbart.com, it is a mistake to think that your enemy is just an army of hayseeds and rubes.
I shouldn’t be telling you this because it really is game-changing information. I’m not worried about handing you a victory because I, unlike you, know my enemy. I know the enemies of America are full of hate which makes it impossible to think clearly. Even after I tell you exactly what your enemies look like, you’ll change nothing in your strategy. You’ll dismiss my intel and call me a liar. I’m counting on it! …(more)