Expert Advice for Guessing About Expert Advice
As you slowly crawl out from under mandatory shelter at home protocol and return to the freedom of mandatory re-opening protocol, you will hear from many different experts. Some experts tell you to wear a mask. Other experts tell you wearing a mask will make you sick. How can you know which expert is correct? I’ll tell you how.
War On Drugs Is Not Racist and The Sin of Centrism
The Peaches wanted to talk about what’s wrong with being a centrist but she distracted me with racism first. She got herself into trouble for treating a black guy with equality. Eventually we get around to discussing what’s wrong with wanting to be “in the middle” of the culture wars. The question is, “Who are […]
War On Drugs Is Not Racist and The Sin of Centrism
The Peaches wanted to talk about what’s wrong with being a centrist but she distracted me with racism first. She got herself into trouble for treating a black guy with equality. Eventually we get around to discussing what’s wrong with wanting to be “in the middle” of the culture wars. The question is, “Who are […]
Stop Studying So Much
Just when you thought I couldn’t be more outrageous and offensive, I wrote an article that criticizes Christians for studying the Bible too much. It’s typical of the kind of things I write on my own blog all the time but it’s not what other Christian blogs normally publish.
Leave Your “Woke Church” Before It’s Too Late
Sometimes my keen sense of humor distracts from the importance of what I say. Some people dismiss me because they don’t think comedians are capable of discovering insightful truths. These folks would be shocked to learn that sometimes I read books and ponder things other than the best way of making fart noises with my hands.
For instance, I think about when Jesus said, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No man comes to God except by me.” That’s probably the most offensive statement ever uttered on planet Earth. It would be inexcusably obnoxious if it weren’t true. But it is true.
Right? I mean, you call yourself a Christian so you’re not still on the fence about Jesus, are you? Well, are you!!?
Never mind. Your hesitance to answer the question answers the question. You’re “woke.” You’re following the gospel you’ve learned from garbage sources like Patheos.com. You don’t think Jesus is enough. You think Christians also need the religion of social activism…(more)
“How Are You Surviving COVID?”
I’m an optimistic pessimist. I believe that no matter how bad things get here on Earth, they can always get worse. The downward spiral of mankind’s collective soul will continue. Greed, violence, selfishness, and injustice will increase. And yeah, people are gonna die. Things are going to get much, much worse for Earthlings. Earthlings are […]
Calvinism and Racism With A Dude Who Looks Different From Me
One of my dreams comes true on this episode in that I finally found a black friend who will let me ask him anything! The Peaches gangs up with Nathan Hunter to try and force me to own my Calvinism. But before we get to that, we talk about racism in America.
Calvinism and Racism With A Dude Who Looks Different From Me
One of my dreams comes true on this episode in that I finally found a black friend who will let me ask him anything! The Peaches gangs up with Nathan Hunter to try and force me to own my Calvinism. But before we get to that, we talk about racism in America.
Do You Believe…
If the speed limit was 100 miles an hour, people would drive slower?
If it was legal to shoot people, gun violence would decrease?
If kidnapping was legal, there would be fewer kidnappings?…(more)
It’d Be Great If Men Disappeared
Hey Pkarlgh – The McKinney men are having some feelings and the Peaches and I are trying to figure out how to trash Amy Coney Barrett. The Peaches managed to get herself into trouble again because she wasn’t giddy about men disappearing from the planet for 24 hours.