The Resurrection Is For Everybody
You should celebrate the resurrection of Jesus even if you don’t believe it happened. There are millions of people who do believe. And those people have made life on Earth immeasurably better. The resurrection proves that death is not the end of our story. That profoundly changes people. It gives them hope. It gives them […]
If David Hogg Was My Kid…
To David Hogg, I’m a flawed human being. Using my frequently inadequate wisdom and intellect, I’ve helped raise four imperfect children. Today, I’m going to do for you what I’ve done many times for my own beloved, broken kids… …offer unsolicited advice. Feel free to roll your eyes and groan. I’ve seen that hundreds of times. […]
A Prayer for People Who Hate Prayer
I understand. You’re fed up with thoughts and prayers. It’s time to take action! It’s time to prioritize people lives! Thoughts and prayers aren’t helping us. So you’re turning to the true source of unlimited wisdom and power… …the government. Prayers sent to Washington never go unanswered. Have faith! Join hands! Repeat after me. Our […]
How To Be Angry Always
So, you really enjoy outrage? Do you savor bitterness in your soul? No doubt you sometimes struggle to maintain a satisfying level of indignation. Despite good intentions to perpetuate your self-righteous wrath, sometimes you run out of rage. I’m here to help! I’ve studied professional virtue signalers and discovered the secret to being angry always. Here it […]
The Difference Between Nazareth and Antelope
There’s a series on Netflix about a cult that built a town in Oregon. Watching the first couple of episodes helped me understand atheism. Atheists think Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh is just like Jesus. And atheists think Christians are the same as Rajneeshee except for the beads and robes. When you gather every philosophy under one heading […]
Babies, Shaving, Shamrock Shakes and Tour Recaps
The Farkas brothers breach hospital security and talk about badger tail shavers. Mike from FamilyLife radio has his first ever Shamrock shake and we’re there with him! Kenn Kington and I describe the aftermath of our New York/Pennsylvania tour. There are helpful tips for arranging a comedy show PLUS the most effective method for treating […]
A Trillion Dollars Won’t Fix Your Problem
It’s been said that money can’t buy love. I say, who needs love when you have a trillion dollars? A trillion bucks! That’s what our government is going to spend in an “omnibus” bill. Omnibus is like “mad money” or “slush fund” to you and me. Our government doesn’t like budgeting and fiscal planning. It’s […]
I Have Faith in Magic
This is an updated post from a couple of years ago. I believe in magic. It is the best explanation for science. In fact, it’s the ONLY explanation for science. Science gets credit for explaining a lot of stuff. Truth be told, science doesn’t explain anything. Zilch. Science discovers stuff. Science describes stuff. But neither […]
Critical Thinking for Dummies.
On the back of a bottle of drain opener you’ll find this: Using the information on the warning label, do you agree or disagree with the following statement: This substance should not be eaten. Wait!! Before you answer…!! I need to tell you the warning label was written by a 25 year old female who […]
Avoid Honesty When It Looks Like This
Every now and then I find an honest atheist. It is a rare occurrence. On atheism, honesty doesn’t serve a purpose. And honesty is catastrophic for the appeal of pagan worldviews. Godlessness is an ugly thing in the stark, white light of truth. But don’t take it from me. Take it from an honest atheist. […]