Told Ya!
Remember when I said there would come a day when we would throw out the ‘age of consent’ and let kids decide when they’re ready to have sex? And remember when you shrieked and hollered that I was just being hateful toward LGBTQ people? A report from the UN contains the line: “Sexual conduct involving […]
I’m So Much Better Than You
Social media is great for when you want unsolicited criticism from random strangers about stuff that isn’t relevant to you. I’ve gotten so much of it that it’s overwhelming so I’ve merged the hundreds and hundreds of comments into a single, easy to read post that perfectly summarizes the sentiments. ——————- You know, John, you’re […]
A Better Good Book
If you’re sick of Christians (like me) always raining on your parades, hurting your feelings, and calling you diabolical, then you should fight back! Replace the Bible with your own book of morality! Then, when I start quoting the good book, you can quote from your Better Good Book! These commandments will get you started. […]
Who Is Telling Boys This?
I’m reading some complaints from a “marriage expert” about how Christian boys aren’t told it’s wrong to mistreat girls. The Marriage Expert insists that the church has taught girls it’s their fault when boys abuse them. The Marriage Expert wrote a whole book telling the church that girls deserve to be treated better. I would […]
Be Whatever You Wanna Be
Coward Stern. I’m not bothered by gay people or transsexual people either. They don’t impact my life. And I too love when people are in love. But I love people enough to tell them that reality does not conform to their wishes and whims. There are rules that I cannot break. I cannot breathe water, […]
Do Not Count On Me
Confession: I don’t think I’ve got what it takes to save the planet. I’ve been ‘doing my part’ for years and apparently, the Earth is still doomed. It breaks my heart to say this, but I don’t want to mislead you anymore. It’s time you look elsewhere for the solution because my efforts have yielded […]
No Partiality
My brothers, show no partiality as you hold the faith in our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory. For if a man wearing women’s clothing comes into your assembly, and a man in men’s clothing also comes in, and if you pay attention to the one who wears the women’s clothing and say, “You […]
God Didn’t Drown Everyone…
Before I criticize someone else’s policies, procedures, or systems; I ask myself, “Do I have a better way of doing things?” If the answer is, “No,” I keep my criticism to myself because whatever the other person is doing could be, for all I know, the best way to do things. For example, if I […]
List for People Who Don’t Want to Read But Still Want to Comment
John, you jerk! You don’t know anything about Christianity! John, you jerk! How is anyone this stupid and still able to breathe without assistance? John, you jerk! You don’t really believe any of the stuff you write! You’re just antagonizing people. John, you jerk! You’re a bigot. John, you jerk! You’re a fake. John, you […]
Babies Make Great Atheists
More than once I’ve heard atheists say, “Everybody is born atheist!” I’m not certain why they say it. I guess, in their muddled minds, they’re proving some sort of point. Right on the heels of the ‘born atheist’ quote I’ve been told, “Religion is taught!” This is also (I assume) intended to drive home whatever […]