Sports, Moms, Gnats and Using Kids As Props
We sat outside for this podcast, Pkarlgh. The gnats were everywhere, the heat was oppressive and the wind almost ruined the recording. Somehow, we rose above our discomfort and discussed poor sportsmanship and Tabby’s special talent on the soccer field. Plus – It’s not good to use children to express your political point of view.
Shut Up and Look At My Trophy

The United States has an excellent women’s soccer team. It’s better than women’s soccer teams in other countries. United States women kick soccer balls into goals more frequently than women of any other nationality. That alone is something that should fill every American with pride. But what makes the US Women’s Team even MORE AWESOME […]
Confessions Of A Grade School Bully

There was a kid in our school named Dan. Actually, there were several kids named Dan but I’m talking about one specific Dan because I bullied him a lot. I wasn’t a big, aggressive kid. I didn’t assault him physically. Instead, I battered him with insults. I mocked Dan all the time. I made fun […]
Empowered Women, Sea Monkeys and Green Foam
Episode discusses the empowerment of Ivanka Trump. The Peaches tells me why she doesn’t like science and Miss America. I disagree because I’m a fan of exploding green foam. We talk about doing Sea Monkeys and read some comments from feminists who have completely gone bonkers. Plus, a Beth Moore update.
Empowered Women, Sea Monkeys and Green Foam
Episode discusses the empowerment of Ivanka Trump. The Peaches tells me why she doesn’t like science and Miss America. I disagree because I’m a fan of exploding green foam. We talk about doing Sea Monkeys and read some comments from feminists who have completely gone bonkers. Plus, a Beth Moore update.
My Idea To Make Everything Right

I read certain blogs to keep abreast of what the dummies are talking about. When I read only from thoughtful, intelligent sources, I become narrow minded. I start believing that reason and wisdom are all that exists and that’s a dangerous thing to believe. It leaves me unprepared for when I encounter idiocy. Idiocy can […]
I’m Probably Insane For Asking, But…

Maybe it’s the pungent aroma of fireworks still hanging in the air. Perhaps my circadian rhythms have run amok. I don’t know what caused it but I woke up with an inexplicable optimism. A dangerous optimism in fact. An optimism so outrageously extreme that I actually believe I might get some thoughtful responses to this […]
I’m Rooting For Whoever Plays Against Us

It came to my attention awhile ago that Megan Rapinoe would refuse an invitation to visit the White House. I wasn’t shocked or scandalized by the news because I had never heard of Megan Rapinoe until that moment. That’s because Rapinoe plays soccer which is right underneath ribbon twirling on the list of things that […]
Women Hate Empowered Women

First, the #unwantedIvanka on Twitter is hilarious. You owe it to yourself to take a look, even if you’ve dedicated your life to Donald Trump. Funny is funny and if this doesn’t at least make you crack a smile, you’re a vending machine. With that out of the way, let’s talk about how women are […]
Another Mommy Episode
The Peaches has another question for the Mommies. After I argue with Tabby about what to call the hopscotch playing area, we figure out how to say “Soy Bean”. Then we figure out the best way to humiliate a child that is already being bullied at school.