Maybe It’s YOUR fault.
Here’s a thought. Maybe the whole thing is YOUR fault and not their’s. They are guilty of nothing. The whole problem is you. You’re upset. Are you sure you’re entitled to those feelings? Are you positive that you’re the injured party? You’ve forgotten the other person is also a person. They feel things too. They […]
Wisdom Teeth, The Word of God and Who Will Collin Marry
Andrew is getting his wisdom teeth which is something I’ve never done. Luke got bit by a turtle once and Mandy tells about a chipmunk attack. We talk about what happens when we throw around the phrase, “the Word of God”. Collin gets a hug and ponders who he’s going to marry. His first pick […]
Wisdom Teeth, The Word of God and Who Will Collin Marry
Andrew is getting his wisdom teeth which is something I’ve never done. Luke got bit by a turtle once and Mandy tells about a chipmunk attack. We talk about what happens when we throw around the phrase, “the Word of God”. Collin gets a hug and ponders who he’s going to marry. His first pick […]
Do These Signs Offend You Too?
The “America: Love or Leave It” sign gave you gas, hives, boils, night sweats, and chiggers. Do these signs hurt you more or less?
America: Love or Leave It
Attention, People of God! Feathers are ruffled! Feelings are hurt! People are offended! I repeat, PEOPLE ARE OFFENDED! And I’m not talking about Christians. Offended Christians don’t matter. Offended pagans demand the church’s immediate attention! The pagans were emotionally damaged by the church sign in front of Friendship Baptist Church, located in Virginia between nowhere […]
The Best Women Are Men
Serious question, ladies. (I’m using “ladies” to mean actual, biological females born with two “X” chromosomes and the possibility of female genitalia and reproductive organs. To qualify, you cannot have a “Y” chromosome in your DNA or at any point in your life had testicles attached to your person…) How long are you going to […]
It’s Always The Lesser of 2 Evils
For the record, the way I write is the way I think. This blog is a transcript of the voice inside my head. Have you ever been offended by my writing? Imagine what it’s like to be me! I’ve got this stuff running through my head constantly. Sarcastic, offensive ideas bounce around in my skull […]
Christians Should Not Be Loyal Democrats
Or loyal Republicans. Surely you’ve heard people talk about voting Republican for fifty straight years. They don’t pay attention to details like names, policies, criminal records, or allegiance to the Dark Side of the Force. They call this mindlessness “loyalty” and seem to think it is something I should honor and emulate. But I don’t […]
They Worship The God of Lost Keys
When I was a kid, I thought the 10 commandments were stupid. They were so simplistic as to insult to my 7-year old intelligence. Obviously it was wrong to kill, lie, steal, and disrespect your parents. I would never kill anyone. I didn’t break the others very often. (I always respected my parents unless they […]
Sports, Moms, Gnats and Using Kids As Props
We sat outside for this podcast, Pkarlgh. The gnats were everywhere, the heat was oppressive and the wind almost ruined the recording. Somehow, we rose above our discomfort and discussed poor sportsmanship and Tabby’s special talent on the soccer field. Plus – It’s not good to use children to express your political point of view.