Some Women Should Be Celebrated
I’ve been a fan of Andrew Klavan since the first time I saw this video: I’m a huge fan of truth but truth delivered via sarcasm fills me with indescribable joy. Klavan is a fountain of sarcastic truth. But when he’s not being sarcastic, he’s still a joy to read. Articles like this remind me […]
6 Things To Do Instead of Obsessing About Trump
On behalf of your friends and family who are sick of listening to you but are too polite to stop you, I’m offering 6 things you can do instead of nursing your irrational hatred for Donald Trump. You believe you’re doing a good thing when you “expose Trump’s vile behavior”. You’re wrong. We prefer Trump’s […]
Pro-Choice Christians Talk Stupid
I’m not a fan of recorded speeches, lectures or debates because it takes too long to get information from them. I prefer transcripts but when they’re not available, I’ll begrudgingly listen to audio. This video is a debate between Mike Adams and Dr. Willie Parker on the morality of abortion. You can skip it if […]
Boys: Don’t Get Groped In Church Either
I wrote this article to my Christian sisters and was promptly told that I should write a blog post to men too! “I hope you’ll address these men with a full length blog, too. If they are the initiators of this behavior, they are certainly in need of correction from an older brother. “ In […]
Women Shouldn’t Get Married
If you’re a woman who cares about being happy at all costs, this article is for you! It was written by a “happiness expert” which I assume is someone who is good at making up titles. The article is brimming with good news for you ladies who are trying to decide if narcissism is right […]
Boundaries, MLB Divorce, and Memory Foam
The Peaches and I have a spirited debate about the difference between stir fry and hamburger helper. (She’s insane.) An MLB player’s divorce gets us talking about Boundaries (The Peach’s favorite bash book). How we “ought” to feel makes us pretty anxious. Peaches tells a horrifying story about memory foam mattresses and motherhood. We share […]
Boundaries, MLB Divorce, and Memory Foam
The Peaches and I have a spirited debate about the difference between stir fry and hamburger helper. (She’s insane.) An MLB player’s divorce gets us talking about Boundaries (The Peach’s favorite bash book). How we “ought” to feel makes us pretty anxious. Peaches tells a horrifying story about memory foam mattresses and motherhood. We share […]
What Nobody Ever Tells Graduates
I graduated high school in 1984. Mankind had just discovered fire and was starting to use simple tools. Wearing the most absurd hat ever designed, I picked up a diploma and strolled confidently into my future. The commencement speaker told me I was “ready to face the world”. But I knew better. Deep down, underneath […]
What Is Inappropriate Marital Conduct?
According to this article, an MLB all-star named Ben Zobrist is divorcing his wife who’s a Christian singer (whatever that means) because she is guilty of “inappropriate marital conduct”. The article doesn’t explain what that means so I’ve got a couple of questions. First – Why is this newsworthy? I’m not a fan of professional […]
I Don’t Control My Body
Reading the outraged responses to Alabama’s abortion law, I had a disturbing thought. Since my conception, other people have controlled my body. I’ve lived my whole life in submission to other people’s rules! It started with my own mother! Imprisoned in her womb, I went wherever she went. I ate what she ate. I didn’t […]