7 Tenets of Foolishness
With their “After School Satan Club,” The Satanic Temple is hoping (praying) that parents are gullible enough to believe that Satanism teaches the same values as other religions. Let’s have a look at the 7 tenets of Satanism. I will try very hard not to laugh. (I) One should strive to act with compassion and […]
She Deserves Better
I know I’m supposed to believe all women but the scripture tells me that some people (including females) do not tell the truth and believing lies makes every bad situation worse. I mean, some women might even accuse a husband of sinning if he’s too dedicated to Christ. “John, you jerk!! No Christian wife would […]
It’s Okay To Exclude Me
“At the end of the day, I’d rather be excluded for who I include than included for who I excluded.” – Rev. Eston Williams Bully for you. At the end of the day, I’d rather be excluded for saying unpopular truths than included for my empty virtue signaling. At the end of the day, I’ll […]
Praying Your Ministry Is A Failure
I’ll admit, I didn’t know I needed your permission to admit stuff. But since you’re paying for billboard space to encourage me to make confessions, I guess I’ll take full advantage of the opportunity. I admit that I hope the billboards you rented were expensive. I hope they cost more than you make in book […]
Your Atheism Isn’t Helping Either
I know you’re not asking the question because you want answers. But since I’m required by God to give a reason for my faith, here you go: God sustains your life every second of every day. While you sleep, God keeps your heart beating and your lungs breathing. God supplies you with the strength to […]
Ladies, Don’t Wait For Your Husband!
Okay men, listen up! You need to step up and love your wives! That’s biblical. Love them like Christ loves the church. No excuses. No exceptions. Love your wives! There, now that’s out of the way. Okay gals, listen up! You need to stop using your husband’s shortcomings to excuse your own sinful rebellion. That’s […]
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Told Ya!
Remember when I said there would come a day when we would throw out the ‘age of consent’ and let kids decide when they’re ready to have sex? And remember when you shrieked and hollered that I was just being hateful toward LGBTQ people? A report from the UN contains the line: “Sexual conduct involving […]
I’m So Much Better Than You
Social media is great for when you want unsolicited criticism from random strangers about stuff that isn’t relevant to you. I’ve gotten so much of it that it’s overwhelming so I’ve merged the hundreds and hundreds of comments into a single, easy to read post that perfectly summarizes the sentiments. ——————- You know, John, you’re […]
A Better Good Book
If you’re sick of Christians (like me) always raining on your parades, hurting your feelings, and calling you diabolical, then you should fight back! Replace the Bible with your own book of morality! Then, when I start quoting the good book, you can quote from your Better Good Book! These commandments will get you started. […]