I’m Glad You Left
Perhaps the reason that God told me to seek his approval instead of the approval of people is because people are impossible to please. In yet another display of his infinite compassion for me, The Maker of My Soul did not put me behind the customer service desk of heaven listening to your insane, self-centered […]
If Baby Starves It’s Not Biden’s Fault
My research team informed me that it’s been 17 days since I’ve posted something that tests the goodwill of my readers so I’m going to offer my thoughts on the baby formula shortage. Because there will be several readers who need me to say this outright: “I am a huge fan of babies and fully […]
Met A Hypocrite, Chucked Everything
So you quit going to church and gave up Christianity because you know a horrible person who claims to be a Christian, huh? That makes a lot of sense. I met someone who told me they were a vegetarian while they were eating a steak! So I quit eating vegetables. I also sold my car […]
Do Not Forsake Gathering
So you quit going to church, huh? Is it because the kids have ball games on Sunday, or one of your family members works, or the music is not to your liking, or the sermons are bad, or those other people aren’t friendly, or everyone is judgmental, or women aren’t respected, or politics are discussed, […]
You Were Wrong About Everything
I remember when the experts told me that I needed to stay home so that I wouldn’t catch a potentially lethal virus. The experts who were concerned only with my health and safety, told me that we’re all in this together and that if I just locked myself away from everyone else for a little […]
Pagans Suck At Interpreting Scripture
If you don’t believe the Bible is true, then you shouldn’t try to support your views on abortion with scripture. It’s mildly amusing (not hilarious) that I need to make that statement. The internet has a robust population of religious know-it-alls who lecture me on how to apply the Bible to my life while simultaneously […]
Are You Sure You Want To Blame Men for Pregnancy?
You told me that it is unfair to blame women for abortion since men are responsible for making women pregnant. You also told me that men don’t get to speak about abortion since they don’t have a uterus. Because I’m a thoughtful and compassionate person, I refuse to stand by and watch you suffer with […]
We Can’t Live Everyone’s Truth
“Why are we living in this damp cave, like animals?” Because, my child, we are tolerant loving people who never discriminate against anyone. But it wasn’t always like this. Long ago, ‘2+2=4’ was true for everyone except her. If there were two apples in a basket and she put two more in, the total number […]
Go Ahead and Bash
I don’t think there’s any good reason to treat bad ideas with polite respect. Ideas are not people made in God’s image. I’ve been told that it is always wrong to ‘bash’ other people’s religion. The word ‘bash’ is carefully and deliberately chosen to replace the word ‘criticize.’ It’s a clever way to represent my […]
Fear Not, Ye Shedders of Innocent Blood
You heartless ghouls need to calm down! Even if Roe v. Wade is overturned, you’ll still be able to murder babies. The Supreme Court’s ruling will simply allow the individual States to decide the legality of butchering unborn children. You’ll always be able to get an abortion but you might have to travel a little […]