Laughter Is A Gentle Wound

“Every time you laugh at the idea of a man dressed as a woman, a trans girl gets more scared to come out.” As a certified professional comedian, I will tell you that statement is absolutely true. Mockery is a gift that God gave us to soften harsh criticism. Ridicule is a kinder, gentler way […]
My Bullies Revisited

Let’s play a game! I write a lot of things which means I’m sometimes wrong about stuff. When I’m wrong, I try to admit my mistake and avoid repeating the error in the future. A couple of years ago, I wrote something that upset a lot of people. I received hundreds of comments, messages, and […]
Drugs Will Ruin Your Life

I’m glad this meme appeared in a Libertarian group because it helped me remember that I’m not a mindless drone who just repeats talking points. By God’s grace, I’m capable of independent thought and I detect bad ideas even when they come from ‘my tribe.’ I’ll dissect this meme to show you what’s wrong with […]
Letter to A Hypothetical Church

If there was Pastor who published a video explaining that he and his girlfriend “found out some time ago that she is pregnant” and that his sin “put our leadership in a really difficult place,” and if that Pastor then shut down the discussion under that video because “things were getting contentious and divisive” and […]
Good Journalism is Horrifying

When Joe Biden called a Fox News reporter a stpid son of a b***, it made a lot of people feel a lot of different things. Fans of Joe Biden (there are dozens of them) were outraged by the reporter’s disrespectful demeanor. Meanwhile, the “Let’s Go Brandon” folks were outraged by the President’s disrespectful demeanor. […]
Why Do We Only Celebrate Certain Suicides?

Do you remember when Robin Williams committed suicide and thousands of people expressed a kind of bitter-sweet joy for the troubled soul who had finally found peace? Robin was a beloved actor who brought laughter to millions of people. He was rich, famous, and popular. It made no sense for somebody with his success to […]
The Confession That Wasn’t

These were the instructions given above a video posted by a church pastor. “Please no divisive words in the comments. The way we love one another will either point people to Jesus or away from Him.” In the video, the pastor eventually reveals that his girlfriend is pregnant. It would be divisive to ask any […]
Submit to Your Lousy Husband

Wives obey your husbands! Did you know that right before 1 Peter 3:7 there are verses 5 and 6? It’s true! Don’t take my word for it. (Never take my word for it. Always check to make sure I’m telling the truth.) Look it up yourself. “For this is the way the holy women of […]
Where Can A Ghoul Find Love?

This post contains satire which I have marked with ‘—’ for those who need assistance recognizing it. (Also, this post is NOT about Donald Trump.) These are some quotes from an actual article written by someone who identifies as a woman but is actually a ghoul. “I used to be quiet about the fact that […]
Who Knew Hefner Was Sinful?

As A&E releases a documentary about the things that took place behind closed doors at Hugh Hefner’s mansion, I have a question for the ladies: Do you really need to see a documentary to tell you what happened inside Hefner’s house? That’s not a rhetorical question. If you are completely ignorant about the ‘Playboy’ empire, […]